Samurai Champloo

Mugen: If living means bowing down to the likes of you bastards, I'd rather die on my feet with my head held high. Jin: [laughing] Well said, I agree with him. Jin: [Confronting the Yagyu guards as they are about to dispatch an innocent peasant] To serve your lord and do his bidding, is that honorable? Yagyu badass: [scoffs] Of course it is. Jin: Even if that lord is an unimportant piece of shit? Yagyu badass: [the Yagyu draw their swords to attack] Say what? Hey, you better watch that mouth of yours! Jin: Cutting down a man who's done nothing wrong; is that what you spent all those years honing your skills for? Yagyu badass: Why I oughta... Jin: In my opinion, you're worthless. Yagyu badass: [rushes at him] Screw You! Say your prayers! Mugen: Forget all that formal crap 'bout comin' at me one at a time. I'll take all you bitches on! Jin: You're the lowest of the low. Mugen: What'd you say? Jin: Your stance leaves you wide open, and your moves are totally inefficient. All in all, your

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Fuu: Alright, that's enough! You two made me a promise. You haven't forgotten, have you? Until we find the "Samurai who smells of Sunflowers", you two are not allowed to kill each other! Mugen: Oh yeah, this smelly guy, I been meaning to ask you about that. Fuu: Huh? Jin: Who is this "Samurai who smells of Sunflowers"? Fuu: Well, he... Mugen: And what the hell is a sunflower anyway? Fuu: Wait a minute... Jin: You don't know? Fuu: It's a flower! Mugen: So, what do they *smell* like? Jin: Do you have any other leads? Mugen: Like a picture or something? Jin: What makes you think he's around here? Fuu: [Yells] Stop! Fuu: For right now-- let's get something to eat. Inuyaka: [discussing the fireflies while in the hot springs with Jin] However-- they say that every once in a while, a male will try to attract another male. Jin: ...time to go. Mugen: Look at the dumb broad, she's out cold. Let's strip her and dump her. Ryujiro: So, you finally turned up, huh? I figured you would. Now I'm gonna

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Fuu: Huh? What are you two guys doing together? How nasty. Mugen: Hmm... You're a practical man, right? Jin: Yeah. Fuu: Huh? What is it? Mugen: That's great. You'll be able to make it just fine on your own. Right? Jin: Yeah. Fuu: What's with you, all of a sudden? Mugen: Then... Live a good life [They both run off in separate directions] Fuu: Wait a second. No way! Mugen: Guess no matter how hard we try.. Fate's gonna keep throwing us back together!

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Mugen: What the hell do you want? Rikiei: Drawing your sword is no longer necessary. At this point, your presence will suffice. Mugen: The hell with that! Did you forget why I'm here? To kick ass, and win your fights for you! Rikiei: Listen, there are two kinds of people who inhabit the world: The rulers, and the followers. Who at times, upset the natural order of things by disposing of their rulers. But not this ruler. With you under my command, they wouldn't dare, which preserves the natural order. Mugen: So the "power" you're talking about is the power to control other people. Is that what you're saying? Rikiei: Yes, what's your point? Mugen: My point is that's all a bunch of bullshit! I don't wanna rule, or have anyone rule me! Rikiei: Where are you going? If you stay, you can have whatever you want, and do whatever you want! You can't walk away from an offer like that! Mugen: I don't believe in anyone but me and what I can do. See ya. Rikiei: You arrogant bastard! You think you ca

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Mugen: Geez, doing it with a squid. Mugen: Are you sure you wanna let that guy go? Fuu: I don't really care. I mean, he did give me a great set of hooters. Mugen & Jin: Set of hooters?

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Jouji: I wanted to live as a Japanese person in this country. But it's still impossible. Fuu: Cheer up. Jouji: But someday, the country will come to accept people like me. Someday, this country won't be so tight-assed. Mugen: Like anybody's gonna be able to relax their ass with you around. Jin: Why do you always aggravate things? Mugen: Those guys just put a bug up my ass. Mugen: You sure do eat a lot. Fuu: There's always room for free food. Jin: It doesn't matter, but those swords you're carrying are my life. I'd appreciate you giving them back. Jouji: No way. Mugen: Didn't give it much thought. Jin: I don't expect them for free. Jouji: Then you work for them? Jin: What's that? Jouji: I want to do Edo sightseeing! You be tour guide - I will give swords back as thanks. Mugen: Sorry, forget about it. You're shit outta luck - we don't know nothing about Edo. Jin: We'll take you wherever you want. Fuu: Hey, hold on a minute, if you've got time for that, what about the sunflower--? Jin: A

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