Ladder 49

Ray Gauquin: No more beer for Linda. Doubles for Jack - he's gonna be a father! Lenny Richter: I'm getting too old for this shit. Lenny Richter: Why do they always have to be on the 12th floor? Why can't they be on the 4th?

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Jack Morrison: Linda, what is wrong? Linda Morrison: I saw you on the news, Jack, dangling from a rope! How could you tell me that it's not dangerous? Jack Morrison: I never said it wasn't dangerous. Linda Morrison: When we talked about it, I asked you and you said it wasn't dangerous. Jack Morrison: I said it wasn't any more dangerous than being on the engine; I never said it wasn't dangerous. Linda Morrison: Do... do... do you see me right now? Do you? 'Cause this isn't just about us. Have you thought about that? [Jack approaches her] Don't. Don't. Jack Morrison: [whispers] I'm sorry. Linda Morrison: I'm scared. I can't sleep. I keep having that...dream about the red car turning up in front of the house when you don't come home. [Jack gets closer to her] Don't. Jack Morrison: [as he walks away] I saved that man today.

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Linda Morrison: Have you ever considered baby-sitting full time? Chief Kennedy: What do you think I do at the firehouse?

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Lenny Richter: Good confession now, son. "Bless me, Father." Jack Morrison: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been, uh, seven years since my last confession. Lenny Richter: Seven years is a long time. Jack Morrison: Yes, Father. Lenny Richter: All right, where do we start? Theft, robbery, fraud, taxes? Jack Morrison: Well, you know... Lenny Richter: Taxes? Always taxes. How about sex? Impure thoughts? Jack Morrison: Uh, well, yes, quite a bit. Lenny Richter: Try to cut back. Are you married? Jack Morrison: No. Lenny Richter: Are you a virgin? Jack Morrison: [slight chuckle] No, Father. Lenny Richter: Oh, you think its funny to fornicate with loose women? Jack Morrison: What? [laughs] Wait a minute. Lenny Richter: No, you wait a minute.

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Linda Morrison: Hi, I've heard a lot about you! Chief Kennedy: Yeah? Linda Morrison: Yeah; you wear really sexy boxers, right? With the red love hearts on them?... little too tight?

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Linda Morrison: So, you guys usually pick up girls in the supermarket? For fun, or...? Jack Morrison: Usually I just throw them over my shoulder and carry them down a ladder. Linda Morrison: [smiles] Sort of a Tarzan/Jane thing?

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