Quotes

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Dr. Pomatter: So, what seems to be the problem? Jenna: I seem to be pregnant Dr. Pomatter: Congratulations! Jenna: Thanks, but I'm not so happy about it like everybody else might be. I'm having the baby and that's that.

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Jenna: Cal, are you happy? I mean, when you call yourself a happy man, do you really mean it? Cal: You ask a serious question, I'll give you a serious answer: Happy enough. I don't expect much. I don't get much, I don't give much. I generally enjoy whatever comes along. That's my answer for you, summed up for your feminine consideration. I'm happy enough.

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Dr. Pomatter: I want to talk to you, somewhere outside of here. Maybe we can have a coffee or something? Jenna: I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?

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Dr. Pomatter: I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes Jenna: Wow...

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Earl: Hey. You remember what I said - don't you go lovin' that baby too much. Jenna: I don't love you, Earl. I haven't loved you for years. I want a divorce. Earl: [laughs] Well, that's not a funny joke. You got this new baby here, you shouldn't be making jokes like that... Jenna: I want you the hell out of my life. You are never to touch me, ever again; I am done with you. If you ever come within six yards of me, I will flatten your sorry ass and I'll enjoy doin' it.

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Jenna: [about to have her baby] Dr. Pomatter? Dr. Pomatter: Yes, Jenna? Jenna: I just want to make sure we're clear about one thing. Dr. Pomatter: What's that, Jenna? Jenna: I want drugs. I want massive amounts of drugs. I want the maximum legal limit of drugs. Dr. Pomatter: Noted and understood.

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Earl: Open the cabinet where the coffee and the sugar jars are. Jenna: I don't want... Earl: [shouting] Just open it! Earl: What is that, Jenna? What is that? Jenna: Money. Earl: It's all over the fuckin' house! In cabinets, in drawers, under chairs, in closets! Money hidden all over my house! Jenna: [whispering] I'm sorry. Earl: After everything I've done for you, you go and hide money from me? [falls to his knees, sobbing] You're the only thing I ever loved, Jenna. You're the only person that ever belonged to me. And you having a secret from me tears me up.