Pitch Perfect

Alice: (trying to fix Chloe’s scarf) Chloe, look at you! You’re a mess! You’re unfocused. You’re unreliable. And your breath smells like egg. Like, all the time. I can’t believe the Bellas are being passed on to you two slut bags after we graduate. (to Aubrey) Just don’t eff up your solo. Aubrey: I won’t disappoint you. My dad always says, “If you’re not here to win, get the hell outta Kuwait.” Alice: Has your dad ever told you to shut up? Bumper: Good luck out there! Seriously, you girls are awesome… ly horrible. I hate you, kill yourselves. Girl power! (mockingly) Sisters before misters! (leaves) Alice: All right, ladies, it’s now or never. Hands in! Chloe: So, are you interested? Beca: Sorry, it’s just… it’s pretty lame. Aubrey: A-ca-SCUSE me? Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is NOT lame! Chloe: We sing all over the world, and we compete in national championships! Beca: On purpose? Aubrey: We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!! Chloe: Y

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