Mr. Mom

Annette: Hello Jack? I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong. Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili!

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Jack: Me and my wife went to the movies the other day, we saw Rocky. While I'm watching it, I'm thinking 'This guy has taken some falls you know. Auto Worker 1: Which Rocky was it? 1 or 2, or 3? Jack: I don't know. Three I guess. But... Auto Worker 2: Hey, did the guy have a mo-hawk like Mr. T? Jack: OK forget Rocky. The point is... when you're down, not not exactly out... I mean, I mean you gotta hang tough... I don't know. Auto Worker 1: Well Hang tough baby! Do what Rocky would do! [Jack walks out] He didn't see Rocky.

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Jinx: [talking about the lay-off] You're not exactly walking out of here empty handed. You got your pension and I'll give you this month's gas money. Larry: There's only one more thing I want. Jinx: What? Larry: DISABILITY! Jinx: Hey keep that sense of humor it'll do you good.

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Caroline: Do you want to go over the list one more time? Jack: No I don't want to go over the list! OK let's go over the list.

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Doris (TV Repairwoman): Butler, you got a problem with your horizontal hold? Jack: I don't know. Doris (TV Repairwoman): Your wife says you do. Jack: Well, she ought to know... come on in...

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Joan: [at the supermarket] Can I give you a hand? Jack: You can give me two I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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