Spanglish

Deborah: How are you nicer than me? John: You didn't set the bar that high. Evelyn: We have to talk. Deborah: Mother, are you buzzed? Evelyn: No. I quit drinking weeks ago! No one noticed, but I guess that's a pretty good indicator that I conducted myself quite well when I was drunk. But this isn't about me right now. Deborah: Do you really think that cupping my breast is going to solve the issue here? John: It's worked before. Deborah: Well, now it's infuriating me. John: Wrong breast. Deborah: So tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again? Evelyn: Besides that he turned it off? Deborah: Yeah. Evelyn: Forty messages starts to look needy. John: [Trying to explain the money he gave to Cristina. Exasperated] Oh, shit! Cristina: [Translating for Flor] Ay, mierda!

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