Quotes

Dialogue

Lou Landsky: If you care about us, would it kill you to show it? Rachel: "Us"? When did YOU and *my* children become "us"? You're just YOU, Lou - me and the girls, THAT'S "us”! Lou Landsky: I was talking about you and me. Rachel: Charlotte, you drive like old people make love. Charlotte: Mom, I'm only 15. I get nervous. Rachel: Driving happens to be one of the two most important skills a woman could have. You should be tickled pink that I taught you early. Charlotte: [narrating] Oh, God, please let Mrs. Flax control herself. Lou Landsky: You're still a perfect seven, Reverend Mother. You know, most women's feet get bigger. Rachel: Only if they marry. Charlotte: [narrating] Oh, no! Rachel: You know, your feet swell. When you get pregnant, your feet swell. Charlotte: [narrating] How could she? How could she? Rachel: I know mine got swollen when I was pregnant. Charlotte: [whispering] Mother, how could you say that? She's a holy vessel! Rachel: [wearing a mermaid costume for the New Year'