Quotes

Dialogue

Troy Barlow: Are we shooting? Soldier: What? Barlow: Are we shooting people or what? Soldier: Are we shooting? Barlow: That's what I'm asking you! Soldier: What's the answer? Barlow: I don't know the answer! That's what I'm trying to find out!

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Cathy Daitch: Adriana, look at what's become of you. Adriana Cruz: Hey, look at me, I've got my clothes on!

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Archie Gates: Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent? Chief Elgin: No, sir. Gates: Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the ear nose and throat tent. Troy Barlow: Captain's at a staff meeting, sir. Gates: Captain a proctologist? Conrad Vig: What's a proctologist, sir?

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Troy Barlow: Hey, would you take those fucking things off? Walter: I never got to use night-vision. Barlow: They do not work during the day! Walter: Yeah, they kinda work.

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Troy Barlow: I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color. Chief Elgin: I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible. Barlow: I'll bet you a Lexus they do. Elgin: Alright, but it won't be a convertible.

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Amir Abdullah: You know what I think? You're stealing gold, that's what I think. We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold. Archie Gates: You're wrong. Abdullah: They have half a million men in the desert and they send four guys to pick up all this bullion? I don't think so.

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Troy Barlow: Conrad, you've washed your hands like ten times. Conrad Vig: Lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a Dune Coon. Chief Elgin: Why do you let this cracker hang around with you, man? Barlow: He's all right, man. He's from a group home in Dallas. He's got no high school. Vig: Don't tell people that. Elgin: I don't care if he's from Johannesburg. I don't want to hear Dune Coon or Sand Nigger from him or anybody else. Vig: Captain uses those terms. Barlow: That's not the point, Conrad. The point is that Towel Head and Camel Jockey are perfectly good substitutes. Elgin: Exactly!

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Troy Barlow: I heard a lot of bad shit happened in Kuwait. Capt. Said: Yes... bad shit happened... I'm not proud of that. Yes Saddam is very crazy, but then you are crazy for coming here.