All That Jazz

You see, Sammy, in California everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom.

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This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of death into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. "Good morning, Angerdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance!"

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There's all this bullshit about death with dignity. You know what death with dignity is, man? You don't drool.

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Joe Gideon: To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting. Angelique: That's very theatrical, Joe. Joe Gideon: Yeah, I know. Angelique: Did you make that up? Joe Gideon: I wish I had. Do you like it? Angelique: Eh, it's okay.

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Angelique: Do you believe in love? Joe Gideon: I believe in saying, "I love you." It helps you concentrate.

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Joe Gideon: Katie, I tried to give you everything I could give. Kate Jagger: Oh, you give all right; presents, clothes. I just wish you weren't so generous with your cock.

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