Blended

[referring to two rhinos having sex] You won't see that in New Jersey.

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Lauren: You know, I'm curious. With so many possible reasons... which one's the one your wife left you for? Jim: Cancer. Lauren: [awkward pause] I'm sorry. I... naturally just assumed you were divorced. Jim: It's OK. I naturally assumed your husband shot himself, so we're even.

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Jim: You know what? Hooters is too good for you. I'd never bring you there again. Lauren: Oh, well, then I guess I'll just have to learn to get through life without Hooters. Jim: You've been doing a pretty damn good job so far! Lauren: [looks at her breasts] That doesn't make any sense. Jim: [points at Lauren's breasts] No they... I didn't realize they were that big.

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Mfana: Look, children. The bush pig has lost its parents so it is being cared for by Mama and Papa Lion. Even in nature, there are blended families. Jim: That's nice. Eddy: That's sweet. Mfana: I may have misread that situation.

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