Keeping the Faith

Jake: Let me just say... Oy. Brian: Amen to your oy.

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Indian Bartender: Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you. Brian: It's a little more complicated than that. Indian Bartender: Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to... Indian Bartender: Holy shit. Brian: Exactly.

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Brian: You're a Sikh, Catholic Muslim with Jewish in-laws? Indian Bartender: Yes. Yes. It gets very complicated. I'm reading Dianetics. Brian: Don't blame you.

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Brian: Who is the coolest woman you and I have ever known, ever. Jake: That's easy. Anna Reilly, eighth grade. No question. Brian: You got it. Jake: What? She called you? Anna Reilly called you? Brian: Yeah. Totally out of the blue. Jake: Why? Brian: 'Cause she's coming to New York, uh, for work... and she wanted to get together with us. She just looked me up. Jake: Really? Anna Reilly. What is she doing now? Brian: She - She's, like, analyzing synergies, or synergising analogies, or, or some such thing. I couldn't follow it. She's, like, this very high-powered business - You know. Jake: Woman? Brian: Woman, yes. Thank you. Jake: Wow. And you told her about us? Brian: Yeah. She flipped, in a - in a good way. You know, I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited. Jake: Man, that is so cool. Brian: I know. Jake: I wonder why she called you. Brian: What do you mean? Jake: No, I mean, she called you. Brian: What, are you in the eighth grade still? Jake: What? That's a le

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Jake: I mean, she's like your sister! Brian: Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.

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