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Inspector Gadget: We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile! Gadgetmobile: No, you're on a stakeout. I'm on a sleep-in. So keep it down, a'ight? Inspector Gadget: The least you could do is stay alert. Gadgetmobile: Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we locked up Claw, all the bad guys have been too afraid to show their faces in Riverton. Inspector Gadget: One thing I've learned in all my years of crime fighting, Gadgetmobile, is that it's always the most quiet right before the criminals strike!

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Penny: Hey, Uncle Gadget! Hi, Brain! Inspector Gadget: Penny, I thought we agree to call me "Inspector" in front of the harden criminal. Penny: She's a harden criminal? Inspector Gadget: Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny. Look what I found under her purse. (shows false teeth) Probably from one of her victims. And look at this. (shows prune juice) Liquid evil. Mrs. Quimby: But, Inspector... Inspector Gadget: Save it for the judge, perp. Yeah, "but, but, but". Everybody's got a big "but".

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Baxter: [examining Gadget in his lab] Now, let's see how your physiobiometric febble fitzer is functioning. Oh, Diagnostics check out fine. What seems to be the problem, Gadget? Inspector Gadget: Baxter, I'm still having gadgets with my glitches. I mean, glitches with my gladgets. I'm all messed up! Baxter: I'm sorry, Gadget, but I don't see what the problem is. Inspector Gadget: [holds up a finger] Watch. Go Go Gadget Toothbrush. Inspector Gadget: See? Bubble gum. Baxter: I see what the problem is. Inspector Gadget: Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter? Baxter: You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, there's bound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. [Gadget extends his ear] Soon, we'll be unveiling something... [Baxter eyes a top secret door that closes] Soon, that'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon. Inspector Gadget: Wowsers. Thanks, Baxter. Well, better go check in with the chief. Baxter: I wouldn't bother the

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Chief Quimby: Mom's tough love. [wags his pink covered finger at Gadget] This is your last warning, Gadget. Stick to solving real crimes. Inspector Gadget: Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton prison.

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Dr. Claw: Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea! McKibble: I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea. Brick: Yeah! McKibble: We're vicious minions, not valets. McKibble: One sugar, or two? Dr. Claw: Two. Brick: Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters? Dr. Claw: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?! Dr. Claw: When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again. McKibble: Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one. Brick: What's the plan this time? Dr. Claw: Watch and see. (turns on the TV) TV Anchor: The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considere

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Well, she is very good. I noticed that she didn't say "Go, Go, Gadget."

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Inspector Gadget: Of course not. You're a very special kid. But there's more to being a detective than just being smart. It takes a sharp eye for every detail, every little nuance. A good detective never lets anything get past… Penny: Uncle Gadget, the pudding! Inspector: Oh, uh… Penny: (screams) Inspector Gadget: Go, go, gadget, stop beater! It's OK! Everything's fine! Penny: Ugh. Inspector Gadget: Well, it's a good thing I wore an apron.

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Gadgetmobile: Okay, here we are. Inspector Gadget: Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar) Tough Guys: (stares at Inspector Gadget) Inspector Gadget: Hi, there, fellas. Penny: Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back. Monkey: (chattering) Bartender: (spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget) What do you want? Inspector Gadget: Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle. Bartender: What'll you have? Inspector Gadget: Nice tall glass of milk. Bartender: Milk? Inspector Gadget: I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double. Penny: Hey, Brain. This way. McKibble: Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja". Brick: Ninja? Why did they call you that? Ninja: Hi-ya. Brick: I think I see why now. McKibble: Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material. Bartender: (gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk) Monkey: [chattering] Inspector Gadg

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Chief Quimby: (Furious) GADGET! I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout! Inspector Gadget: That's not entirely accurate, chief. You told me not to get within 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away. G2: Then how did you manage to get tangle up with me inside the warehouse? Inspector Gadget: Well, you gave me backup at the bar, I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse. G2: I never need backup. And until we find out what Claw needs the fuel cells for, all of Riverton is at risk. Inspector Gadget: Chief, you have to put me back on the case. The Department needs me!

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Be careful in there. That toilet's got quite a flush.

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Inspector Gadget: Fired? You can't fire me. I quit! (Quimby scoffs) Wait a second, I don't want to quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault. (Gadget pulls out a chip that Claw's men left on his back to prove to Chief Quimby that he has actually found evidence) Look what Baxter found on me: a circuit override chip. Chief Quimby: (Furious as he refuses to listen and doesn't care, since Gadget is fired) I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste, and caused $100,000 in damages! (sternly) Turn in your badge, Gadget. Inspector Gadget: (shocked) Oh, but Chief, all I ever wanted to be my entire life, was a crime fighter. Chief Quimby: (still stern) Your badge. (Gadget pulls out his badge from his coat pocket, and slides it in front of Chief Quimby) Well, that would be all... Mr. Gadget.

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Penny: Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now. Look what I got. [Presents a bowling shoe to her uncle] It's a bowling shoe. One of Claw's men drop it at the science convention. Inspector Gadget: [surprised] What were you doing at the science convention? Penny: Never mind that. We can solve it together, track down Claw and hopefully get you your job back. Inspector Gadget: [refuses to help, as he is already fired from the police] No. I'm through. Penny: Alright, I'll track down Claw myself. Inspector Gadget: [firmly, as he refuses to allow Penny to find more evidence by herself] No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll stay out of this. Do you understand? This is a grown-up problem. Penny: [begging] Uncle Gadget, just give me a chance. One chance. Inspector Gadget: [sincerely, since he has given up being a crime fighter] Look, the fact is, that there's nothing you or anyone can do to help me. I'll never be a crime fighter...never again. Penny:

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Dr. Claw: Now, the third item that we need... (sees a drawing of himself) Huh? "I'm so evil! Blah, blah, blah!" (flips board over) As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...(taps on the chalkboard with a stick) Brick: I know this one. The ruby. Dr. Claw: Yes, but a big ruby, say, about 50,000 karats. (chuckles) McKibble: Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big? Dr. Claw: The Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unloaded by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We are going to stop by and do a little fundraising of our own. (laughs)

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Mayor Wilson: Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby! Chief Quimby: You'll never get away with this, Claw! Dr. Claw: We'll see. Chief Quimby: [still laughing] G2, see! G2: Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force. Dr. Claw: Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.

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G2: What happened? Inspector Gadget: I reactivated you. G2: Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that? Inspector Gadget: Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities. G2: Inspector, are you saying you like me? (Gadget drinks some blue substance but spits it out) Inspector Gadget: Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly professional. G2: Thank you. Inspector Gadget: You're welcome.

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Inspector Gadget: You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law." Chief Quimby: That's what you said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (A flashback shows a group of girl scouts posing for mugshots) Inspector Gadget: Those cookies were three days past expiration date!

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Penny: Claw, you'll never get away with this. Dr. Claw: Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment. Penny: Of your demise? Dr. Claw: I do enjoy your sense of humor.

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McKibble: Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity Brick: That means thime has stopped. McKibble: That's what I said. Dr. Claw: Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic. Penny: Uncle Gadget.

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Brick: Dr. Claw, it's Gadget. Dr. Claw: Not again. Penny: Oh, Uncle Gadget. Dr. Claw: Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.

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Brick: He's still after us! Dr. Claw: McKibble! Lose him!

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Brick: (He sees Gadget making a funny face at the telescope screen) He's on the roof! McKibble: On the roof? Penny: Uncle Gadget, help! Dr. Claw: McKibble! Get him off! McKibble: Take some of this, Gadget! (He swerves the car around but Gadget is holding on to the telescope to avoid falling off) Dr. Claw: Time to switch to plan B!! (He grabs Penny and puts her in something) Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadget can opener...hahaha! (He cuts out a hole in the roof and glares at Dr. Claw) Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up! Dr. Claw: You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance. Inspector Gadget: Penny? Penny? Dr. Claw: Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.

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Penny: Uncle Gadget! Inspector Gadget: Penny, you okay? Penny: Claw is getting away. Inspector Gadget: That's not important right now. Penny, you are the only thing that matters to me.

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Penny: (Coughing in the smoke) Uncle Gadget? Uncle Gadget? [Gadget falls onto the car's hood] Inspector Gadget: Not to worry. I only landed on my head. G2: They're alive! Gadgetmobile: They're alive! They're alive! G2: They're alive! Penny: Uncle Gadget! Penny: You saved my life! Inspector Gadget: I'm so worried about you. G2: Good work, Penny. Penny: Thanks to you, too.

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Dr. Claw: WHAAT??? It's Gadget again! There's only one way to deal with a pest. McKibble, run him over. McKibble: One order of road kill coming right up!

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Baxter: Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday. Inspector Gadget: Good night, Baxter. Penny: 'Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.

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G2: Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities. Inspector Gadget: Well, that's very bit of you, G2. G2: I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic... Inspector Gadget: Don't mention it. G2: Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning... Inspector Gadget: Yes, yes, I get the picture. G2: Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.

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