Sleepy Hollow

Abbie Mills: You know, some people, when they read the paper, they relax. They're off the clock. August Corbin: My clock has its own schedule.

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Frank Irving: You said you cut off his head. Ichabod Crane: First, I shot him. He rose back up. Cutting off his head seemed to be the next logical step.

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Abbie Mills: Two hundred and fifty years, huh? Civil War didn't wake you? Noisy neighbors to the south. Did you get up to pee? Don't know about you, but I'm getting up to pee every seventy-five, eighty years. Ichabod Crane: Are you quite finished? Because most of what you say is unintelligible gibberish to me. It's like watching a chicken cluck.  And, when did it become acceptable for ladies to wear trousers?

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Ichabod Crane: That building used to be a livery stables. Abbie Mills: Yeah? Well, now it's a Starbucks—where they make coffee. Ichabod Crane: And that building is also a Starbucks? Abbie Mills: Yep. Ichabod Crane: Well, how many are there? Abbie Mills: Per block? Ichabod Crane: Is there a law?

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When I beheaded him, that man didn't die. Because he was never a man at all. He is Death itself, Lieutenant. And somehow he has returned to Sleepy Hollow to finish what he started.

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What's insane is a ten-percent levy on baked goods. You do realise the Revolutionary War began on less than two percent—how is the public not flocking to the streets in outrage?! We must do something.

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