Chicago P.D.

Dawson: Morning, sunshine. Platt: [unamused] Funny.

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Halstead: That stuff will kill ya now, apparently. Saw an article online. Lindsay: Well, that is last on the very long list of things that I'm concerned about. [pours coffee into her mug] Halstead: [holds his mug to her] Pleasssee?

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Voight: You ever heard the expression "10% percent of the cops do 90% of the work"? Halstead: I have. Voight: Well, this Intelligence Unit is part of the 10%.

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Halstead: How long have we worked together, a month? I think it's time we could be honest with each other. Wouldn't you agree? Lindsay: No. Halstead: Two things: One, you driving all the time, I'm not down with that. Lindsay: Seniority rules. Halstead: I've been on the job longer. Lindsay: I've been in this unit longer. Halstead: Okay, look, I feel like a househusband. Lindsay: Aw. What's the second thing? Halstead: What's the deal with you and Voight? Lindsay: This stays between us. Halstead: Of course. Lindsay: We went to prom together. Halstead: I mean, is he your secret dad or something? Put it this way if I were to ask you out, would I have to get his permission first? Lindsay: [scoffs] Any guy who needs to ask my dad's permission to date me should save himself the trouble.

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Halstead: Flight attendant. Burgess: Uh, yeah, three years, waiting until I got into the police academy. Halstead: [looks at Burgess disbelievingly] Flight attendant? [Lindsay snickers into her glass] Burgess: You can break my balls all you want, but I learned more about crowd control and conflict resolution and intimidation tactics traits that will serve me well when you guys detail me up into Intelligence. Hint, hint. Lindsay & Halstead: [grin to each other] Oh. Wow. Halstead: Okay. Noted. Burgess: Thanks. How about you? Lindsay: Oh, I just kicked around. Nothing glamorous. Burgess: You? Halstead: I was in the military. Burgess: You see any action? Halstead: I did. Yeah. Burgess: Ever see anything like you did today? [Lindsay looks warily at Halstead] I'm sorry. I forget I asked that. That was a stupid question.

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Halstead: Rev, open up! Man: You mind keeping it down? Halstead: Am I banging on your door? No? Then go back inside.

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