Mars Needs Moms

Milo's Mother (Pearl): Is that broccoli? Milo: No, that's vomit. But I understand the confusion. Milo's Mother: I thought I told you to eat that! Milo: Well, you're not gonna make me eat it now, are you? Milo's Mother: ...Go to bed. Milo: But you said I can watch... Milo's Mother: No. That was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat! Milo: That broccoli was poisonous? Milo's Mother: No! Of course, the broccoli wasn't poisonous! Milo: Well, you just said that... Milo's Mother (Pearl): No, I meant that it's poisonous to the cat! Milo: Well, how can it be good for me if it's poisonous to the cat? Milo's Mother (Pearl): Because cats are not supposed to eat vegetables! Milo: Maybe I'm not supposed to eat vegetables! Milo's Mother (Pearl): Milo! Just go to bed.

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Milo: [Milo and Gribble have landed in the huge trash area under the city and the male Martians, happy to see them are dancing around and hugging them] Let go! Let go! What are you doing? Gribble: They're hugging. That's all these males ever do. That's why the females chuck 'em down here.

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Milo's Mom (Pearl): Wait a second. Did you just pull me... out of bed? [She open his eyes, realizing she wasn't in the house, discovering in the landscape of Mars, freaking out, whimpering and yelling awkwardly] Milo: No! Mom, Mom. Mom! Mom, listen. Mom, look at me. Mom, look at me. Look at me. I'll explain everything, but later. OK? Right now, we gotta get to the ship! Milo's Mom: The ship?! Milo: The ship... Milo's Mom: WHAT SHIP?!! Milo: That ship!

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Milo's Mom: [discovered the martians, a bit of freaking out, yelps awkwardly] ARE THOSE MARTIANS?!?! Milo: Yeah. The hairy guys are good, and the uniforms are bad. Let's just hope we don't see... [as the Supervisor blasts the walls with this gun] THE SUPERVISOR!!

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Milo: Dad! Milo's Father (Jack): Hi, stinker. Hi, honey. Milo's Mother (Pearl): Hi. Milo's Father (Jack): Did something happen to Milo this weekend?

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