Shark Night

Nick: What is this? Sheriff Greg Sabin: Well I know it's not good etiquette, but I'm gonna answer your question with a question. What is cable television's longest running program? Hmm? Last year alone it was watched by over twenty million viewers. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, ehh! Shark Week loser. And a few of those twenty million, want to watch the real hardcore shoot you can't get on basic cable, and we're willing to bet that they'll pay top dollar. Nick: You're Sick. Sabin: There's no such thing as sick anymore. It's all moral relativism, c'mon remember Faces of Death? Real killing on tape, banned in forty countries, an eight-year old can download it on the internet for free man! C'mon! beyond good and evil, someone's got to raise the bar! Oh here's and interesting factoid for ya Nick, Cameras that we use are the same one's that they used on March of the Penguins. You know what would be funny? To hear Morgan Freeman do a voiceover of you getting your head torn off by that beau

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