Kung Fu Panda

Commander Vachir: [to Tai Lung] Hey, tough guy, did you hear? Oogway's finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll, and it's not gonna be you. Mantis: [while putting Po under acupuncture] Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean, look at me. I'm over here.

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Po: [narrating] Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung-fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. [gets confronted by a group of criminals] Bull criminal: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew...ON MY FIST! [slams his fist on the table] Po: [narrating] The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed... [does so] ...and then he spoke. [spoken] Enough talk, let's fight! SHA-BAA-BOOOEEEE! [kicks the criminals away; narrating] He was so deadly; in fact, his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness! Leopard Criminal: MY EYES! Crocodile Criminal: HE'S TOO AWESOME! Female Bunny: And attractive. Male Bunny: How can we repay you? Po: There's no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness. [the female bunny giggles] KABLOOEYY! [the roof explodes, and the warrior with a cloud of ninjas erupts into the sky. Like a tornado, the warrior twists and kicks them away rapidly; narrating] It mattered not how many

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Mr. Ping: Po, what are you doing up there? Po: Uh, nothing.

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Shifu: [to the Furious Five] Well done, students...if you were trying to disappoint me. [points his flute at the Five, all bowing respectfully as he mentions their name] Tigress, you need more ferocity! Monkey, greater speed! Crane, height! Viper, subtlety! Mantis...! Zeng: Master Shifu. Shifu: [points his flute at Zeng] What?! Zeng: It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.

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Oogway: [to Shifu] I have had a vision: Tai Lung will return. Shifu: [imagines Tai Lung, in 2-D, breaking free] That is impossible! He is in prison!

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Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become...the Dragon Warrior? Oogway: [shrugs] I don't know.

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