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Tara:   God, you're such a good squeezer, Nancy. Herman:   I don't want it tickety boo, I want it tickety now! Officer Dan:   It's my experience that wives don't accidentally shoot their husbands in the penis.

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Nancy Kendricks:   Besides, do you realise how much the duplex is going to be worth once we get both floors? Alex Rose:   I know how much it costs. Nancy Kendricks:   Well it's going to be worth like a bazillion times that. Alex Rose:   Really?  A bazillion?  That's an incredible return.

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Alex Rose:   We brought you this little housewarming gift.  [gives Mrs. Connelly a bottle of wine] Mrs. Connelly:   Oh, that's very kind of you, thank you.  I'll open it for you.  I don't drink myself, it's a sin. Alex Rose:   [to Nancy]  Irish Catholics don't drink? Mrs. Connelly:   Sit down, dears, sit down!  I brought ya a little something to nibble on as well. Alex Rose:   Oh, Bugles.  Wow, I didn't realise they even still made Bugles. Mrs. Connelly:   [offering Alex a Bugle dipped in French onion dip]  Come along, dear, it's French onion. Alex Rose:   [nibbles while looking at Bugles box; sees expiration date reads "October 1997"]  Magnificent parrot. Mrs. Connelly:   It's not a parrot, dear.  He's a macaw.  He's named after my late husband, Richard.  I've had Little Dick for forty years.  [Alex and Nancy smile]  Now tell me about yourselves.  What do you do, Allen? Alex R

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Alex Rose:   I wonder how old she is. Nancy Kendricks:   My guess is that she's somewhere between 95 and 105.

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Alex Rose:   I'm sorry, I don't hear anything. Mrs. Connelly:   It was very distinctive.  The pipes went "bang bang, bangety bang bang…bang, bang."

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Herman:   Nancy, did you finish the Celebrity Scene page? Nancy Kendricks:   Oh, tickety boo. Herman:   I don't know what that means. Nancy Kendricks:   It means you'll have it soon. Herman:   Well if you mean I'll have it soon, then why don't you say "I'll have it soon"?  I mean, "tickety boo" is just confusing, for everybody!

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Nancy Kendricks:   Were you napping? Alex Rose:   No!  I was…I was just rearranging my book collection. Nancy Kendricks:   In the dark? Alex Rose:   And then I just shut my eyes, for a second… Nancy Kendricks:   Look!  I got a peacock! Alex Rose:   What does it do? Nancy Kendricks:   It's there to be decorative and look pretty and be aesthetically pleasing.

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Herman:   And what do you do, Chick? Chick:   I'm a pornographer.  Let me give you my card, you know, just in case.

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Mrs. Connelly:   I always thought it was strange, your husband staying home while you were out there, providin'. Nancy Kendricks:   Well, he's a writer. Mrs. Connelly:   [laughs]  Writer?  The man naps more than a newborn pup.  What's he writing about, sheep? Nancy Kendricks:   Is there something, Mrs. Connelly? Mrs. Connelly:   Oh, I guess ya could say there was something!  I've got 'something' on display in my kitchen. Nancy Kendricks:   That is not a mouse dropping, it's a raisin. Mrs. Connelly:   That is the leavings of a mouse. Nancy Kendricks:   It's a raisin!  [puts the raisin in mouth; expression turns to disgust as she hacks up raisin] Mrs. Connelly:   I spayed it with Lysol.

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Mrs. Connelly:   [regains consciousness, notices Nancy's hands on her chest]  What are ya doin'?! Nancy Kendricks:   You were choking on a chocolate. Alex Rose:   You choked on a chocolate. Mrs. Connelly:   Awww! Officer Dan:   Go on, Mrs. Connelly. Mrs. Connelly:   The last thing I remember, I ate one of their chocolates.  When I woke up, he was havin' his way, and she was holdin' me down! Alex Rose:   No, no, I was trying to save her life! Mrs. Connelly:   He stole my drawers once.  For sniffin'! Alex Rose:   That's ridiculous!  She was choking on a chocolate so I gave— Officer Dan:   Do shut up.

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Nancy Kendricks:   Come on, come on.  We don't have much time. Alex Rose:   I know, she's running errands.  That only gives us twelve fucking hours.

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Nancy Kendricks:   Poor Mr. Peabody! Alex Rose:   He took one for the team.