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Evil Smurfette: [smirks and giggles maniacally] Stupid… [turns to the Smurfs] TRUSTING SMURFS! Your MINE now! Smurfs: [gasping in terror] Panicky Smurf: [emerges from the Smurfs as he witnesses her transformation] It’s Alive! Farmer Smurf: [the Smurfs began to run away] Smurf for the Hills! Narrator Smurf: [joins the running away] Don’t Kill the Narrator! Panicky Smurf: The World that we know is over! Clumsy Smurf: [trips in front of Evil Smurfette and stumbling back to them] She’s got a dragon wand. Greedy Smurf: Don’t hurt my cupcake! Smurf #1: Look out! Gargamel: Yes... Oh, my beautiful creation. You truly are Daddy's little girl.

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Papa Smurf: Smurfette, are you okay? Smurfette: Oh, Papa. Papa: [hugs Smurfette] There, there. Everything's going to be fine. Having that nightmare again? Smurfette: Papa, every year on my birthday, I have these horrible dreams about where I come from and it... it makes me wonder who I really am. Papa: And every year, I remind you - it doesn't matter where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be. Smurfette: Really? Papa: Oh... [laughs] Don't take this old Smurf's word for it. Go out there and see for yourself. This is where you belong.

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Vexy: Father? It's feeding time. Hackus: [wearily] Hackus dizzy. Gargamel: Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Apparently, I have to keep you alive. I hope you both appreciate what a tremendous burden this is upon me. [feeds Vexy and Hackus drops of Smurf essence] All right, mind your manners. Vexy: Thank you. Gargamel: If you were real Smurfs, I'd be taking essence from you. [pause] I didn't hear a "thank you". [Hackus burps] Close enough.

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Gutsy Smurf: We've got to rescue Smurfette. Brainy Smurf: What's our plan to bring Smurfette home? Papa Smurf: All right, Smurfs, listen up. I saved enough grotto water from the last Blue Moon for just such an occasion. I was able to Smurf it into Smurfportation crystals. Brainy: So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa. Papa: Smurfxactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom. Clumsy Smurf: Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us the last time we Smurfed through the portal. Brainy: Precisely! They'll know what to do. Handy Smurf: Sign me up! Farmer Smurf: Sign me up! Baker Smurf: Did someone say "Baker should go"? Vanity Smurf: I would rather not. Clumsy: Pick me! Pick me! Papa: Now, now, Smurfs. I only had water enough for 9 crystals. [Brainy is seen taking notes] That's me and three others 'round trip, plus Smurfette on the way home. Grouchy Smurf: Assuming you can find her, which you won't. Clumsy: Aw, that's not a very Smurfy attitude, Grouchy. [accidentally knoc

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Smurfette: [after Gargamel cuts her hair] When my Papa gets here, you're gonna be sorry! Gargamel: Your Papa is not coming, because your real Papa is already here. Vexy: Yeah! Gargamel: Now, you can either be a good girl and give me the formula, or you can spend the rest of your sad, pathetic existence being harvested in my new superpowered Smurfalator! Your call entirely, really. Up to you.

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Vanity: Oh, I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope. Grouchy, take a look. Grouchy: I hate my life.

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Victor: What are you so cross about? I'm the duck! Patrick: You always barge in and ruin everything. You're like a walking disaster! Victor: Hey, look me in the eyes and say that! Patrick: I can't. Victor: That's right, because it's not true! Patrick: No I can't, because your eyes are on the sides of your head! Victor: AH! All the better for me to see your disrespect! [notices two people staring at him] What are you looking at? Patrick: [to Victor] Hurry up. Victor: [to the two people] It's global warming. Buy a Prius!

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Vexy: Hey blondie! Where're you going? Smurfette: Leave me alone! Vexy: You mean like you so called "Papa" has? Smurfette: NO, HE HASN'T! He will come for me. Vexy: [laughs] He won't. Because he knows where you really belong. I didn't kidnap you, Smurfette. I brought you home.

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Vexy: Hey, Smurfette! Did you do this with your sisters back in Smurf Village? Smurfette: Lots of flying! But, I never had a sister. Vexy: Well, you do now! Wanna race? Smurfette: You want to race me? You're in trouble now!

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Vexy: You're playing dirty now! Smurfette: I'm just getting started! Hackus: Go, go! Smurfette: I call that a Crepe Smurfette! Vexy: Snails to go? Hackus: Batter up! Vexy: Come on! Hit me with your best shot. Smurfette: Snailed her! Vexy: You are naughty, Smurfette. Smurfette: Yeah! [they fly nearby a replica of the Statue of Liberty, near the Eiffel Tower] Hey! I've seen that lady before. Vexy: She's beautiful! Smurfette: They've got one of these everywhere.

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Vexy: It's so nice having another girl around. Smurfette: Yeah! [hugs Vexy] Oh! Vexy: [pushing Smurfette away in disgust] UGHH! What are you doing?! Smurfette: I'm just hugging you. [gasps] Haven't you ever been hugged? [Vexy is silent and visibly sad] Vexy... [hugs Vexy again, and Vexy starts to enjoy it]

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Smurfette: Isn't this fun? Gargamel: [frightened] Decidedly not! Hackus: Best ride ever! [to Gargamel] Smurfette's fun, huh?! [Gargamel gives a thumbs-up, while screaming in fright]

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Papa: [referring to Smurfette] I must've failed her. Patrick: [walks in] Oh...Sorry, I was looking for a place to think. Papa: No, no, no, no. It's okay. I was doing a little thinking myself. Master Winslow, it's hard for me but...well, can I ask you some advice? I mean, papa-to-papa? It's about Smurfette. [Patrick sits down and listens] I don't know what to do. I turned her blue. I taught her love and kindness. But the truth is, Gargamel made her. She's only a Smurf as long as she chooses to be. But what if she doesn't? What if she chooses him? We could lose her. We may have already. I haven't done enough. Patrick: Are you kidding? Gargamel just made her, but you...you made her what she is. You stepped in and loved her as your very own. No-one asked you to, you just did. Because you knew she needed that. And that's a...that's a pretty special kind of love. She's way too smart not to see that. Papa: [enlightened by what Patrick said] You're right. We didn't believe in her because she c

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Patrick: Victor, what are you doing here? Victor: Grace called me. She said you might need a hand. Patrick: No, no. Victor, wait! [Victor stops] As usual, Grace is right. I could use some help. Victor: [pointing in a different direction] Well, for starters, you might try lifting the sewer cover. [points at the cover Patrick is trying to lift] Unless you're planning on fixing the phone lines?

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Papa: Well, that takes care of Gargamel. Clumsy: Let's go home, everybody! [they cheer] Papa: [as he takes out his handcloth] We still have 1 small problem: I've only got 5 crystals. Smurfette: Well, I say "no Smurf left behind"! [uses the wand and breaks 2 crystals in half] Grace: Wow! Smurfette, you are pretty good with that wand. Smurfette: [chuckles nervously] It's kinda in my blood, which used to concern me. [turns to Papa] But as someone wonderful once told me: "it doesn't matter where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be". Papa: That's my girl. [Smmurfette kisses him in the cheek] Vexy: [walks over and hugs Papa] And you're our Papa. [Papa chuckles] Thanks for giving us a new home and a new family. You're a good Smurf, Papa. Papa: And you'll be a good one too. Victor: I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs. Patrick: [to Victor] Maybe you can name a corn dog after them. Victor: Oh! Now you're talking. [to Blue] We could use blue corn! Blue: Smurf dogs! Yum! Victor: [laughs] Ye

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Gargamel: [falling from the sky] No no no no no! Stop, stop! Help me, Wanda! Help, Help me, Wanda! Azrael: [meowing] So long, sucker! [as he walks on the fountain Gargamel grabs him] Gargamel: [grabs Azrael] And where do you think you're going? You're coming with me! [he falls in the portal and the last mid-credits show them falling back to Gargamel’s tower starting the rest of the credits]

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Azrael: [after a cellphone falls on his head; meowing furiously] You moron! Gargamel: [gasps] How dare you call me that? I have bungled nothing! [as Azrael gets off him] Well, Paris is over, my friend. We're back here in the Dark Ages. I suggest you get used to it. Azrael: [meowing whining] I want room service! Gargamel: [sarcastically] Aw, you want room service? Then why don't you yell out the window? Azrael: [meowing angrily and hissing] You asked for it! [shows claws as Gargamel gives him a warning] Gargamel: [gasps] Don't you show your claws at me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! [as Azrael gets angry at Gargamel for calling him pussy foot, he attacks him and Gargamel screams] Stop it! Not the face! Not the face! [He falls to the ground, cutting to the Columbia Pictures Releasing logo ending the movie with the MPAA rating]