The Monkey

Bill Shelburn: You wouldn't happen to remember if, uh, my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the yard sale? Barbara: Oh, not a cherished childhood memory now, was it?

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Bill Shelburn: The monkey must be vanquished. Hal Shelburn: Why won't you vanquish it, huh, Bill? Bill Shelburn: You're smaller. You go.

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Petey Shelburn: Are you high? Hal Shelburn: No, I wish. Jesus Christ. No. Don't do drugs. I mean it.

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Bill Shelburn: Does it hurt very much when you think, Ricky? Thrasher: Well um... Bill Shelburn: [Mockingly] -Uh, -uh, -uh, -well, -well... Did you know that, uh, twenty-seven percent of all English-speaking people will either say 'horseshit' or 'holy shit' before they die? Now, it's funny, because death is the one big thing that'll happen to all of us, and yet we still can't help but be somehow surprised by it. Thrasher: Right on, man.

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