Laverne & Shirley

Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own. Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.

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Shirley: No, thank you. We're going to a formal society dinner. Lenny: [Sarcastically] Whoa, pardon me ladies... Squiggy: Yeah, I would've worn my tuxedo, but my polo pony ate it.

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Laverne: A Society gentleman would only go out with you for one reason - to have a good time, a few laughs, and a little vo-dee-oh-doh-doh. Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh! Laverne: You vo-dee-oh-doh-doh. Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh! Laverne: You vo-dee-OH... Shirley: Once, and I was going steady a whole year...

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Shirley: [To Fonzie] This is Nana Shotz. Fonzie: Hey Nana, life begins at 80, woah!

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To Laverne, If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll bear the heat. And if it ever gets too hot, Pepsi Cola hits the spot.

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Shirley: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, "Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake"... what can I tell her? Laverne: A lot more than most mothers!

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