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Scott: Ah, so this is it... Madison: [while investigating the Ghostface motion figure] This is so creepy. Scott: ...The room where Stu held that party to lure Sidney Prescott to her death. You know, they say Billy was the mastermind, but I’ve always been more of a Stu-head. [to Madison] Who was your favorite? Madison: What? My favorite homicidal teenager? Neither...! Scott: [frowns] Are you gonna be like this the whole time? Madison: What do you want me to do? Scott: Uh-umm. Madison: Okay. [imitating Scott while pointing to Stu's television] "Babe, did you know that this is where Sidney dropped a TV on Stu’s head? Squished all the crazy out of his brain...!" Scott: Ah, but did she kill him? You heard the podcast. There’s a lot of theories out there that Stu survived. Madison: No, there was a dead body. It was taken to the morgue and then buried. You can’t fake that.

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Scott: It's happening. [answers the phone] Hello? Phone Voice: Hello, Scott. Hello, Madison... Scott: [to Madison] Come on, come on. [she approaches] Phone Voice: ...Welcome to the Macher House Experience. Enjoying it so far? Scott: It's amazing. Madison: Mm-hmm. Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies? Scott: [to Madison] Go, go. Madison: Uh, yeah, my boyfriend's a big horror fan. Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?--- Scott: Stab 1. Phone Voice: It's time to play a game: Scary Movie Trivia. Three questions. Get one wrong, and you die. Question One: In the original A Nightmare on Elm Street, who is the first person to die? Scott: Tina Gray. Phone Voice: Correct. Question Two: In The People Under the Stairs, what's the name of Mommy and Daddy's daughter? Scott: Alice. Phone Voice: Very good. Let's try a hard one this time. In Friday the 13th, how old was Jason Voorhees when he drowned? Scott: Okay, w-well, in The Final Chapter, we found out Mrs. Voorhees gave birth in 1946, ri

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Sidney Prescott: Hello? Ghostface: Hello, Sidney. Guess who. Did you miss me? I see you found a new town to live in. It reminds me a lot of where we grew up. Sidney Prescott: [unbothered] Oh, do we know each other? Ghostface: We sure do. In fact, I was just in Woodsboro last night. Things got a little...heated. But I’m here in Pine Grove now. Sidney Prescott: Yeah? What brings you here? Ghostface: You, Sidney. You were missed in New York. It’s not the same without you. I guess you couldn’t be bothered now that you’re so busy with a husband and family. Sidney Prescott: Well, you sure know a lot about me for another asshole hiding behind a fake number and a voice changer. Ghostface: Oh, I’m not hiding, Sidney. Not this time. Stu Macher: Surprise, Sidney! Do you need a minute? Oh, my gosh, it looks like you need a minute. I'll wait. Sidney Prescott: [initially stunned, but scoffs] Nice try. Stu Macher is dead. Stu Macher: [mimics being offended] Oh, gosh. I'm gonna agree to disagree with

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Stu Macher: Oh, slap my face! If it isn't the Gale Weathers! Hi. Oh, my God, I am so sorry your show got cancelled and then you got fired. Gale Weathers: I wasn't fired. My contract wasn't renewed. Stu Macher: [smiling] So don't care. Not even a little. Gale Weathers: [sarcastically] I'm so sorry for running over your friend. Sidney Prescott: Can't do your own dirty work, Stu? Stu Macher: [mocks Sidney in a mumbling sound] Neither can you. You brought in some old, irrelevant hag for backup. It’s so sad. And what happened to the two of you? You both had so much spunk. Gale Weathers: You're gonna die, you A.I. asshole. Stu Macher: We're gonna see how fake I am when I stab you in the fucking throat! Because I'm coming for you, and I'm gonna love every second of it. [Chuckles and ends the call]

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Stu Macher: Aw, Sid. Do you need a hug? [Mimics crying] Sidney Prescott: We've been waiting for you. Stu Macher: Why? So I can stay on the phone long enough for you to trace the call? Gale Weathers: Yes, dumbass, or you could just tell us where you are. Stu Macher: Great. I'm at Parker's Tavern...with your daughter. Sidney Prescott: My daughter's not at Parker's. Stu Macher: Well, she's definitely not at home. [Chuckles] She's a bad bitch. I'm gonna punish her. [Ends the call]

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Ghostface: Hello, Sidney. Are we having fun yet? Sidney Prescott: If you hurt her... Ghostface: Relax. I'm not going to hurt her until you're here to see it. Sidney Prescott: Where are you? Ghostface: Where the heart is...until I stab a knife through it. Come alone.

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Ghostface: Welcome home, Sidney. We've been waiting for you. Stu Macher: Thanks for coming alone. It makes it so much easier that you followed the rules. Sidney Prescott: Stop this shit. If you're Stu, show yourself! Stu Macher: [chuckles and speaks in a sing-song tone] Where am I? Can you find me? [Multiple screens around the house switch on themselves, each of them showing Stu speaking to Sidney] It's not really me. You want to know who I really am? Nancy Loomis: Remember me? I'll never forgive you for what you did to my son. Sidney Prescott: And you know what? I would do it again and again. Nancy Loomis: Your mother destroyed my life. But let's face it. She destroyed you, too, in the same way that you've destroyed your own daughter. Sidney Prescott: Fuck whoever you are! Roman Bridger: Over here. It's me, sis! Do you want to make a movie? Oh. How about a scary one? I've been working on this great script. Come on, Sid. We're family. It really comes down to family, doesn't it, Sid? I

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Jessica Bowden: [sing-song] Sidney... Sidney Prescott: [annoyed] Please. Jessica Bowden: Is that all you got? [Sidney immediately recovers and uses a brick to hit Jessica in the face. She then grabs a screwdriver and stabs Jessica in the leg. Jessica attempts to use cables to strangle Sidney, but Sidney pushes her straight to the garage door, and soon grabs the screwdriver and stabs Jessica in the leg again. In pain, Jessica tries to prevent Sidney from stabbing her again by pushing her hand away, but to her shock, Sidney uses her other hand to grab the screwdriver] Fuck! Tatum Evans: Are you okay? Sidney Prescott: You got to shoot her in the head. Tatum Evans: What? Sidney Prescott: Shoot her in... [They notice that Jessica is gone] Shit. Damn it. Okay. [The two of them search for Jessica around the garage while holding their guns, until Jessica, having broke down into a rage due to her delusions about Sidney being "past her prime" having been completely shattered, desperately tries t