Mayday

Tomas 'Boomer' Garcia: Okay, all right. I owe you one, buddy. Troy Kelly: I owe you more. You just made me employee of the month. They're gonna let me park my plane next to the entrance.

Mayday (2026 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Troy Kelly: Hey, you wanna go to the Turf tonight? Grab a steak or something? Harold Kelly: I thought you were meetin' your friends? Troy Kelly: You're my friends. Harold Kelly: Well, thank you very much. But if you wanna cheer me up, then go drink with your pals. At least pretend you haven't given up so much for me. Besides, I'm going out with that girl tonight. Troy Kelly: Oh, nice. Dinner and a funeral. Harold Kelly: You're a dick.

Mayday (2026 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Troy Kelly: You do realize if your dream comes true, what that'll make you? Maj. Pete Sanders: What's that? Troy Kelly: Colonel Sanders. No one's ever pointed that out? Maj. Pete Sanders: 1,700 knots. Troy Kelly: And 11 herbs and spices.

Mayday (2026 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Nikolai Ustinov: So, you wanted to be God. Troy Kelly: I wanted to serve my country. I think you can understand that. Nikolai Ustinov: Fear drove me to serve mine. We were told America would destroy us. That your greed and soullessness would bring the end of humanity. Troy Kelly: And we were taught that you were cogs in a giant world-killing machine. Nikolai Ustinov: We were both fed lies. Troy Kelly: I wasn't fed lies. It was Krushchev that said, "We will bury you." Nikolai Ustinov: And Reagan called us the evil empire. Do you believe we are all evil? Troy Kelly: I believe you're brainwashed. Products of the system that you grew up in. Nikolai Ustinov: But you are not a product of your system, Troy? Troy Kelly: Don't you KGB me.

Mayday (2026 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Nikolai Ustinov: That was a very nice gesture. It's worth more than he would make in a year. Troy Kelly: Maybe they can finally afford to get little Gorgo a proper cage with a lock. Nikolai Ustinov: You know, I feel sorry for him in many ways. Troy Kelly: For Gorgo? Nikolai Ustinov: Yes, Gorgo. Troy Kelly: He's a demon, Nick. Nikolai Ustinov: He's unusual. Troy Kelly: Looked a demon right in the eyes.

Mayday (2026 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Nikolai Ustinov: Oh, she is unclothing him. Troy Kelly: Okay. I... I don't need the play-by-play. But thank you. Nikolai Ustinov: Let us hope this is merely the foreplay and they move upstairs for the act of intercourse. Troy Kelly: You are scorching my ear with the heat of your breath.

Mayday (2026 film), CC BY-SA 4.0