Batman

I don't know who he is beneath that mask of his, but I know when we need him, and we need him now!

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Robin: Gosh, if I could just figure out that riddle. Why can't I get it? Batman: Maybe your mind's on that cute little teenager who waved to you on the way across town, eh? Robin: Awww, come on, Batman.

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Did you hear about Greta Garbo? She dreamed one night she sprinkled 6 boxes of grass seed in her hair, and woke up moaning: "I vant to be a lawn!"

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Batman: The joke's on you, Riddler! Robin: When is a donkey spelled with 1 letter?! When it's "U"!

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Dick: Oh, heck! What's the use of learning French anyway? Bruce: Dick, I'm surprised at you! Language is the key to world peace. If we all spoke each other's tongues, perhaps the scourge of war would be ended forever. Dick: Gosh, Bruce, yes. I'll get these darn verbs if they kill me!

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Robin: What do we do, tip off Commissioner Gordon? Batman: No, not on your life, old man. The Penguin and I have a score to settle.

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