Dog Soldiers

Wells: If we do happen to make contact, I expect nothing less than gratuitous violence from the lot of ya. Because we're firing blanks doesn't mean we have to be thinking nice thoughts. So you remember, you keep the fire down, right, you get stuck in and you kick their fucking teeth out, or I guarantee you, Joe, they will be eating your bollocks for breakfast, sunshine. Milburn: Hard-boiled or fried, Sarge? Wells: Scrambled.

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Cooper: Go on then, Bruce, what scares you? Campbell: The self-destructive nature of the human condition. Spoon: You're just takin' the piss now. Campbell: Oh, you think so? Cooper: What about you then, Spoon? Spoon: Castration. Cooper: Hm, there's no argument there. Joe? Kirkley: Only one thing guaranteed to put the shits up me: a penalty shoot-out. Cooper: Figures. Terry? Milburn: Watchin' a penalty shoot-out... with Joe. Campbell: What about you, Coop? Cooper: Spiders. And women. And, uh... spider-women.

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Milburn: I want to know what scares the Sarge. Spoon: Piss off, man, nothin' scares the Sarge. Wells: I don't know about that; the thought of never seeing my wife again scares the shit out of me. That and those little things that make your skin crawl and the hair stand up on the back of your neck. Kirkley: You mean like Spoon? [Spoon makes an "up yours" gesture] Wells: [chuckles] No, there's one thing, actually, in particular that I'll remember 'til the day I die. Yeah, it was back in '91, just before my unit was flown out to Kuwait to mop up the last pockets of resistance. Me and this young fella called Eddie Oswald decided to get a tattoo done to commemorate our first trip into the desert. Campbell: I remember 'im, he was... he was a stocky hardcase with a broken nose and a bong eye, eh? Wells: Yeah, that's him. Good-lookin' fella, big hit with the ladies. [the men chuckle] Anyway, me and Eddie, we went and had a few drinks - we had a lot of drinks - and we went down to the tattoo pa

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Wells: Right lads, ditch your 80s. From here on in the exercise is well and truly over. Anyone not carrying live rounds had better do so. Ryan: It won't make any difference. They won't die. Wells: [cocking his gun] Yeah, well, this gives me better peace of mind, sir. Ryan: You want peace of mind? Run for lives before they tear your legs from under you. Wells: Will you just shut up, like a good gentleman? You are scaring my lads.

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Wells: My guts are out, Coop! Cooper: We'll just put 'em back in then! Wells: They're not gonna fucking fit! Cooper: Of course they'll fit, man!

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Megan: What happened? Spoon: What happened? We were attacked by huge fuckin' howlin' things, that's what.

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