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[after tackling Dan] How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?

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Dan: If I'm going to be an old dad, you're going to be an Uncle Charlie. We can do this. Charlie: We?

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Yancy: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee? Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone!

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Charlie: You crying, man? Jimmy: [holding back tears] I ain't cyring!

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Charlie: The kids have never seen Friday the 13th, part 1 or 2! Vicki: Oh, my God! Dan: He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding. The monkeys got him in the nuts.

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Zach: I think "scat" is poop. Dan: Really, son? Zach: Yeah. Charlie: You wiped poop on my face? Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man.