Quotes

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Spot: I wish I was a boy. I wish I was a boy. [bonk] I wish I was-- [bonk] OW! You're hurting me, dear blue fairy! Pretty Boy: [as Blue Fairy] I ain't no fairy! [Spot's dream ends] And it's time to get up! Spot: Sorry, Pretty Boy. It's just that I was having the most wonderful dream.

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Mr. Jolly: AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous. Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection. Mr. Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.

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Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly? Mr. Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?

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Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees! Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.

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Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king! Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.

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TV Actress: John. TV Actor: Marsha. TV Actress: John. TV Actor: Marsha. Spot/Scott: Yawn. Mush-a.

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Leonard: Quick! We've got to get out after it blows! Scott: You go. There's one more thing I've got to do. Scott: It's my only chance. Leonard: Scott, what are you doing?! [A beam shoots out of the machine and hits Scott, who convulses in mid air. The room seems to warp. A shockwave blows Leonard backwards. Electricity crackles. A gauge spins wildly and breaks. Leonard shields himself as the machine explodes. Smoke fills the room. Leonard fans it away] Scott! Scott! [He sees a pile of blue dust on the floor. It appears that Scott is dead. Leonard starts crying. He kneels on the ground and runs the dust through his fingers] Oh, Scott. [His grief turns to anger] Stupid machine! Stupid, stupid science! [He kicks the machine, which breaks. Another beam hits the pile of dust. The dust glows and spirals into a double helix, then a whirlwind. Spot is revived and falls to the floor]

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Blue Fairy: Wake up, dear blue Spot. Wake up. Spot: Oh! Is that you, dear Blue Fairy? Pretty Boy: How many times I gotta tell ya, dog breath? I AIN'T NO FAIRY! Leonard: Spot? Is it really you? Spot: [looks at himself] In the fur!

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Woof! [one eye winks]