Rising Sun

Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of always being fucked by one.

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John Connor: Have you negotiated with the Japanese? Web Smith: Negotiated? John Connor: Mm. Perhaps I can suggest the strategy. Web Smith: Well, this is hardly a negotiation. John Connor: Oh? What is it, then? Web Smith: What is it? It's a homicide. John Connor: When we arrive, you take charge of the negotiations. Don't introduce me or refer to me. Don't even look in my direction. Keep your jacket buttoned at all times. If they bow, you bow back. Web Smith: Believe it or not, I have done this before. You know, I do know these things. John Connor: Do keep your hands at your sides. The Japanese find big arm movements threatening. Keep your voice calm and even. You'll probably find them irritating tonight. But whatever happens, don't lose your temper. Web Smith: I don't lose my temper. John Connor: That's good to know. When you start to get into trouble... Web Smith: I won't get into trouble. John Connor: When you start to get into trouble, I will say, "Perhaps I can be of assistance?" Fr

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Web Smith: Isn't it bad form to lose your temper? John Connor: It is. But I had to, to assist Ishihara. Web Smith: Assist Ishihara? Now why would you wanna do that? John Connor: He wasn't the most important man in the room. Web Smith: Oh, he wasn't? John Connor: No. It was the older man. His juyaku, his superior. But I wanted to get the investigation going so I played the out-of-control gaijin. So Ishihara wouldn't lose face. So now, Ishihara owes me a favour. Deep, isn't it? Web Smith: Heavy.

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Tom Graham: These little guys eat shit in Tokyo. Crammed into subways, working for big companies. They come here and they're rich and free. They all want to fuck a Rose Bowl queen. John Connor: And then kill the Rose Bowl queen on the Nakamoto boardroom table? Call the police and create a scandal? Is that your theory? Tom Graham: My theory? My theory is that these guys are known world class perversion freaks. I got a nose for these things. John Connor: I'm sure.

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Cop: Hey Graham, want some sushi? Tom Graham: No thanks. If I get a craving for mercury, I'll eat a thermometer.

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Bob Richmond: Hey! Hey, you! Quit loafing! Get the senator's car! What do you think we're doing? Web Smith: No, you get the senator's car! Wrong guy, wrong fucking century! Penguin looking mother fucker!

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