The Amazing Digital Circus

Caine: Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine! I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, Bubble? Bubble: That's right, Caine! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today. Caine: Well, let's not waste any time. Let's get right into the show.

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Pomni: W-W-Whe-- Wh-- Where am I? Agh! Jax: Caine, is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song. Zooble: I'm not doing that again. Caine: My, my! It appears a new human has entered this realm! Pomni: [straining] How do I... take this... headset off?! Jax: Just keep grabbing at it. That worked for all of us. Pomni: [groans, gasps] W-what's going on? I-I-I put on some weird headset, and now I'm... here. Who are you people? Why can't I take it off? Where am I? Ragatha: Let's just try to calm down. Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff. We've all been through this. You just need to get your head to- Pomni: What the [boing] is going on?! Caine: Now, now, now, my dear, we can't any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You my friend stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen! E-except for swearing. Pomni: [swears multip

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Gangle: [standing over her broken comedy mask] They broke my comedy mask… Jax: [steps over Gangle’s comedy mask] So, Caine… [Gangle whimpers] We having a new adventure today for the newbie, or what? Caine: I’d like to give our brand new member a tour of the circus grounds first. Pomni: Uh- Caine: Off we go! Caine: Here, we have... "THE TENT". This is where your living quarters are, as well as all sorts of other activities! These activities may include... [dial-up tone blares]—ball pits, mini golf, and more! And here, we have... "THE GROUNDS". Drown yourself in the digital lake or engage in ridery at the digital carnival! Night, day — It's all okay! The choice is yours! A cosmic buffet! Pomni: Uh, is... that all there is? Caine: Of course not! Caine: This is "THE VOID!" We don't venture out into the void. [nervously] Not even I know what's out there... Pomni: That’s, uh- Caine: We stay right here, where I can keep my [dramatic voice] hundreds of all seeing eyes on you.

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Moon: [seductively] Hello, Caine, I love you. Caine: AGH!! Let's get outta here before the Moon gets frisky! Pomni: [spots an exit door] Wait, what’s that- [gets teleported back into the circus]

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Caine: Whoa, clean up on aisle YOU! Bubble: I'm on it, boss! [licks and slurps the vomit off of the floor] Caine: [disturbed] Why are you like this..?

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Caine: How about we talk about something else? Like your name! Pomni: My name? My name is... uh, oh God, why can't I remember my name?! Caine: Nobody can remember their name once they enter the Digital Circus. One of the few things I don't have control over are your minds. So, all I can help you with is coming up with a new one. Pomni: Uhh, what's my name...? Caine: Don't you worry your little head. Your new name can be anything! [suddenly speaking at auction speed] Hereby acknowledging that your chosen name and or names may not breach the Digital Circus user license agreement stating that your name may not include objectionable content. Objectionable content includes but is not limited to sexually explicit materials, onscene, defamatory, libelous, slanderous, violent, and/or unlawful content or profanity. [normal speed] What are you thinkin'? Pomni: Huh? I don't care, just pick anything. Caine: Let's see! [a slot machine slams onto the ground beside Caine and Pomni and spins to "XDDCC

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