Earth vs. the Spider

Sheriff Cagle: [to a deputy after finding a desiccated body in a cave] Uh, you get back to town and make up a coroner's report. Just put down Jack Flynn as the name and the cause of death... uh... Mr. Kingman: It was a spider drained all the liquid out of his body. Sheriff Cagle: [Officiously] Just put down "cause unknown" and let the coroner worry about the rest. That's the trouble with you eggheads - you jump to conclusions! I know what I see and I see a dead man, but, uh, I don't see any spider.

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Sheriff Cagle: Bring your bug juice and let's go! Pest Control Man: What are we using it on? Sheriff Cagle: Does it make a difference? Pest Control Man: Well, I gotta mix the DDT according to what you want killed. Sheriff Cagle: What do I tell him Professor... . uh, spiders? Pest Control Man: A 2 to 4 percent solution is the usual dose. Mr. Kingman: Make it 50!

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