NCIS, season 3

Kate: You're a mess, girl. Red eyes, no makeup. If ever there was a time for black lipstick, it's now. Kate: Remember when we first met? I couldn't believe you were a Forensic Scientist! I always thought goths had bats for pets, or vice-versa. Abby: I really liked you, Kate. A lot. Kate: Don't start that again. Wear your pigtails, I love you in pigtails! Kate: That's better. You were persistent, Abs. First the black lipstick, then the black nail-polish. Next thing you know, I have a tat on my bum. Kate: Oh God... Ducky's gonna see it! I'm dead, and I'm embarrassed!

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Tony: (lying on top of Abby) Are you hit? Abby: (gasping) No... You're heavy! Tony: Sorry. Abby: (feeling his leg) My god, no wonder you're so heavy, Tony, you're all muscle! Tony: Abby, shhh!! Abby: You're packing a nice booty too! Tony: Hey! Is this how you deal with getting shot at? Abby: I don't know, it's my first time.

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Kate: I appreciate your keeping me covered in front of the others, especially Tony. Ducky: Yes, I know how modest you are. Kate: Were. I'm dead now, Ducky. Shouldn't be. Could have killed Ari right here in autopsy. Ducky: Why did you hesitate? Kate: His eyes. There was something in his eyes that made me not want to kill him. Ducky: His eyes were ice to me.

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Ducky: One has to wonder what made him such a sadist. Gibbs: I don't give a damn! I just want to kill the bastard!

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Hey McGee, take a look at this. I think it's a 308. Stop staring at my butt and get me an evidence jar!

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Jen: Hello Jethro! (Gibbs pictures the two of them having sex in Paris) Shall we skip the "You-havn't-changed-a-bit" bull? Gibbs: Why start lying to each other now Jen? Jen: Any problem taking orders from me? Gibbs: As Director or as a woman? Jen: Either.

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