Quotes

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You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!

Others

[lisping] You and me are far from thettled!

Others

Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over twelve new jobs!

Others

I would just like to say that I, Mother Paula, am simply shocked by what's gone on here today. And you, young man, are no longer an employee of Mother Paula's; you're fired!

Dialogue

Roy: [about Dana, after Roy broke his nose] I wrote him a note, that should be the end of it. Garrett: A note? That's adorable. What did you say? "I'm sorry I smoked you. Please don't break every bone in my body. Please leave me one good arm so I can feed myself"? Roy Eberhardt: You're hysterical.

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Beatrice: What is your problem? Roy: I think you're the one with the problem. Beatrice, I've got no idea why you're mad about what happened on the bus. You're not the one who got choked, and you're not the one who got punched in the nose. So I'm only going to say this once. If I did something to upset you, I'm sorry. It wasn't on purpose. Next time you've got a problem, just tell me, and then we'll sit down and talk about it like civilized human beings. Beatrice: Civilized. Roy: Are we straight on this? Roy: Good. I'm glad we had this chance to get to know each other just a little bit better. Soccer Pal: He's kind of cute, don't you think? Soccer Pal: In a way that's not cute at all.

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Dr. Gonzalez: And what's your name? Roy: Uh... Roy: Ling Ho.

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Beatrice: Roy, it's me. Roy: Me-who? Beatrice: Me. Beatrice. Chill out, man. Roy: Have you gone completely whack-O? Beatrice: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's just… things got a little hairy at home. I didn't know where else to go.

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Beatrice: Hey, cowgirl. Roy: Yeah? Beatrice: I'm really glad that... You know what, I'm just gonna call you "Roy" from now on. If that's all right with you. Roy: And what's wrong with Ling Ho?