The Thin Man

I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you!

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Nick: Now how did you ever remember me? Dorothy: Oh, you used to fascinate me. A real live detective. You used to tell me the most wonderful stories. Were they true? Nick: Probably not.

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Joe: Madame, I'm afraid we shall take the dog out. Nick: Oh, it's all right, Joe. It's all right, it's my dog. And uh, uh my wife. Nora: Well, you might have mentioned me first on the billing.

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Nora: Say, how many drinks have you had? Nick: This will make six martinis. Nora: All right. Would you bring me five more martinis, Leo? Line them right up here. Leo: Yes, ma'am.

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Nick: Sit down, won't you? What are you drinking? MacCaulay: Oh, nothing, thanks, nothing. Nick: Ohh, that's a mistake.

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Nick: I'm a hero. I was shot twice in the Tribune. Nora: I read where you were shot five times in the tabloids. Nick: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.

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