Hud

Homer Bannon: Don't do that, Hud; they help keep the country clean. Besides, it's against the law. Hud Bannon: Well, I've always thought the law was meant to be interpreted in a lenient manner. Sometimes I lean one way and sometimes I lean the other.

Hud (1963 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Hud Bannon: Well, it looks like we're losing a good cook. [He smiles] Maybe we should've boosted your salary. [She gazes at him but doesn't say anything] You're not letting that little ruckus we had run you off, are you? Alma: [evenly] So far as I can get on a bus ticket. Hud Bannon: Are you claiming I'm the first guy who ever put his foot in your door? [She shakes her head negatively] But I'm the first one who ever got rough, huh...? Well, I'm sorry. That wasn't my style. I don't usually get rough with my women. [He smiles again] I generally don't have to. Alma: You're rough on everybody. Hud Bannon: [unruffled] So they tell me. Alma: You want to know something funny? It would have happened eventually, without the roughhousing. You look pretty good without your shirt on, you know...The sight of that through the kitchen window made me put my dish towel down more than once. Hud Bannon: [wry] Why didn't you speak up sooner? Hud Bannon: I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got aw

Hud (1963 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Homer Bannon: That's your solution for getting out of a tight fix? To pass bad beef on to my neighbors who wouldn't know what they was getting? Or risk starting an epidemic in the entire country? Hud Bannon: This country is run on epidemics; where you been? Price-fixing, crooked TV shows, inflated expense accounts...How many honest men you know? Why, if you separate the saints from the sinners, you're lucky to wind up with Abraham Lincoln. Now I want out of this spread what I put into it, so let's dip our bread into that gravy while it's still hot! Homer Bannon: You're an unprincipled man, Hud. Hud Bannon: Don't let that worry you none. You got enough for both of us.

Hud (1963 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Lonnie Bannon: I wouldn't mind driving her the long way home. Hud Bannon: You ought to take a crack at that. Get all the good you can out of seventeen 'cause it sure wears out in one hell of a hurry.

Hud (1963 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Hud Bannon: ...Where's my Jack Daniels? Alma Brown: I'd say you already drank it. Alma Brown: I don't like sudden passes. Hud Bannon: Well, there's another coming up on your right. Alma Brown: Don't you ever ask? Hud Bannon: The only question I ever ask any woman is, "What time is your husband coming home?" Now come on, let's get our shoelaces untied. Alma Brown: I've been asked with more finesse in my day. Hud Bannon: I wouldn't want to come off crude. Want some perfume? Alma Brown: Sure; how about some colored beads and wampum, while you're at it? Hud Bannon: Whatever I need to make you trade. Alma Brown: Thanks, but I've done my time with one cold-blooded bastard; I'm not looking for another. Hud Bannon: It's too late, honey. You've already found him.

Hud (1963 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Alma Brown: Why do you ALWAYS park that thing in my flowers!? Hud Bannon: Because you keep planting them where I park, that's why.

Hud (1963 film), CC BY-SA 4.0