The Finder

Walter Sherman: She works really hard for crap pay. Why? She wants Leo to like her. So Willa wanting someone to like her, by definition, means she's not a sociopath. Leo Knox: So, she's redeemable. Walter Sherman: Like a coupon.

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Cooper: I'm sorry, sir, I-I can't seem to find my wallet. Cooper: You stole my wallet? Leo: You probably just dropped it and Willa was kind enough to pick it up for you.

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Walter: Shoot him, Isabel! Isabel: Why? He dropped his weapon. Walter: He killed my robot!

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Leo Knox: After twenty years, like looking for a needle in a hay stack. I don't like it. Walter Sherman: Like two needles in a hay stack. Twice as easy. Lance Sweets: Does your mind play tricks on you? Walter Sherman: My lawyer says, "No". Lance Sweets: Have you ever contemplated suicide? Walter Sherman: Hell, I can think of at least ten people I'd kill before I'd kill myself. Leo Knox: I'd write that as a "no". Lance Sweets: Do you ever speak to inanimate objects? Walter Sherman: Yes, and they hardly ever answer. Rude. Lance Sweets: Do you enjoy setting fire to things? Walter Sherman: Yes. Candles, bonfires, barbecues, lanterns and cats. Willa: Attention, boring old people, I got invited to a beach party, can I go? Leo Knox: Anyone I know? Willa: The Montgomerys at Farrow Point. Leo Knox: Rich folks. Willa: Their son Kevin asked me, I told him the truth that I am on probation. Walter Sherman: Ahh I bet that got him exited, found himself a bad girl. Willa: Don't make it like that, he w

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Ira Messing: Zero effort produces zero outcome. Walter Sherman: In the future, when trying to impress women, "Saving the Earth" should be your opening line. Leo Knox: Sometimes when a woman loses a man in a bar, it's because she suddenly remembers she met him in a bar. Johnny: I don't understand what you're saying 'cause you're making good things sound bad. Ira Messing: It's not in the least surprising that she knew me. I'm very famous in certain circles. Walter Sherman: Very small circles. Like dots.

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Isabel Zambada: Holy moley! When you said, "Your place or mine?" I definitely made the right decision. Frank Heywood: Holy moley? Isabel Zambada: I'm on my best behavior. Frank Heywood: I'm sorry to hear that. Isabel Zambada: Did you know that a U.S. marshal makes less than 50 grand a year, and you being a baseball pitcher, you'd make -- Frank Heywood: -- more than that. Isabel Zambada: So you really think you can impress me with your fancy car, fancy house and fancy looks? Frank Heywood: I don't know. Depends on what you mean by "Holy moley". Walter Sherman: [pointing to Frank Heywood] Have you seen his fastball? Isabel Zambada: I was hoping to, but we got interrupted by a robber. Isabel Zambada: Did you say "no" to Frank because of "Paragraph C"? Walter Sherman: I said "no" because Frank is a lying liar face. That's a technical term. Walter Sherman: It's a no brainer. There's nothing more anti-American than the designated hitter. Leo Knox: Al-Quaeda is more anti-American than anythin

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