Magic Mike

Mike: I have, like, $13,000 saved. Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones. Mike: There are some fives in there. Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties? Mike: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.

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Mike: [dressed as a police officer] Good evening. You live here? Kim: Yeah. Mike: Yeah? What's your name? Kim: Kim. Mike: Kim, can you move back for me, please? [enters house full of women] We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you? Kim: No. Mike: Good. 'Cause I do!

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Dallas: [about The Kid] He's young, good looking... Mike: He can't dance for sure. Dallas: He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable.

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Joanna: I don't normally like blondes, I know, but she's really cute. Mike: Yeah, but she's not going to be like you know, our type. You know what I'm saying? Joanna: So, you're not into her? Mike: No,no, that's not what I'm saying, she's like, she's a little uptight. Joanna: OK, well we're fucking her, not taking her to dinner. Mike: That's not going to happen. She's a dinner type is what I'm trying to say, if you get me. Joanna: Oh, OK, um, if you decide you want to share... If you change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. And besides you know how much I love to eat.

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