Storm of the Century

After the contest for Job's soul is over and God wins, Job falls to his knees and and says, "God, why have you done this to me? All my life I've worshipped you, and yet you've destroyed my livestock. You've blighted my crops. You've killed my wife and my children. You gave me a hundred horrible diseases, and all because you had a bet going with the devil? Well, okay. But all I want to know, Lord — what your humble servant wants to know — is, why me?" Job waits, and just about when he's convinced himself that God's not gonna answer him, a thunderhead forms in the sky, lightning flashes, and a voice calls down, "Job, I guess there's just something about you that pisses me off."

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Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, come on in!

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"Blet ky-yam doe-ram kazzalah a babbalah!"<br>Clay Riddell: "I'll a-babbalah your a-kazzalah, you fuck!"

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"I thought when you get older, the nightmares go away?"<br>Clay Riddell: "No. You still have them. They just grow up, too."

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