Daddy Day Camp

Charlie: Okay, this is it. Time to give them a summer they'll never forget. Phil: They won't forget that.

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Phil: I've got to drop the kids off at the pool. Juliette: We have a pool? Phil: Uh, no.

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Lance: [berating Bobby J.] You call that Canola?! That was embarrassing! What're you, a moron?! Bobby J: Moron?! You're the moron! [kicks Lance in the shin, and Lance falls into the climbing wall's supports, making it collapse; Bobby J watches smugly] Wall comin' down. [the wall lands on Canola's trophies, destroying them; regretfully] That's for telling everyone you're not my dad! [walks away in disappointment]

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