Mean Girls

[Bumps into Cady walking into school] Bitch, move.

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Mr. Duvall: [Holds a trash can for a student who complies as he spits his gum out in it] Hope you all had a good summer. Mine was pretty good. I worked in my brother-in-law's golf pro shop. [turns student's phone down to a table] Did not make a lot of money, so of course I am back to help shepherd you all into the future. [Knocks desk to wake a sleeping student] May I have everyone's attention, please? Eyes to the front of the room. You may notice we have a new student joining us today. She just moved here from Kentucky. Cady: You mean Kenya. Mr. Duvall: That's exactly right. Kenya. Her name is Caddy. Cady: Actually, it's Cady. Cady Heron. Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I will commit that to memory. Cady, like the Canadian songstress k.d. lang, and Heron, like the illegal street drug. Thank you, Caddy. Cady: Again, it's Cady. Ms. Norbury: Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury. [Shakes Cady's hand] I'll be your homeroom teacher. [Holds out paper] This is your roster. I see I also have you for A.P. Calcu

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Mr. Rapp: That's it. Everybody find a seat. Please. This is first period: American Literature. [Freestyle rapping] My name is Mister Rapp, and I take no...? [Expecting answer from silent class] My name is Mister Rapp And I take no...? Student: "...care of myself"? Mr. Rapp: "Crap". The correct answer was "crap". [To Cady] Find a seat. [Cady sits on the floor due to the absence of seats] I don't want you to think of me as just any other teacher. I prefer to think of myself as a time traveler.

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Madame Park: Maintenant nous choisissons nos noms français. Cady. Comment tu t’appelles? Cady: Je m’appelle Cady. Madame Park: Incorrecte! Janis: You have to pick a French name. Cady: All the French people I know just call me Cady. [Chuckles] Janis: Just say Marie. Cady: Um, [Weak French accent] Marie? Madame Park: [Strong French accent] Marie. Janis: J’anice. Madame Park: J’anice. Damian: Chanel. Madame Park: Non. Damian: Fantine. Madame Park: Non. Damian: Celine Dion? Madame Park: Non. Damian: Beyoncé. Madame Park: Quais. Mais non.

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Coach Carr: Welcome to “Health and Human Sexuality.” Now, this fall we’ll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. [To Cady walking out of room] Where do you think you’re going there, hotshot? Cady: I need to urinate. Coach Carr: No way, José. Cady: Uh, it’s Cady. Coach Carr: Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you’ll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it? Cady: Um... May I please have the lavatory pass? Coach Carr: No, you may not. You may go sit back down. You can go at lunch. Nice try, kiddo. All right, let’s jump into this! This won’t be awkward at all, I swear to God.

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Damian: [To Cady in a toilet stall eating her lunch] Are you okay in there? Cady: Uh, yes. Damian: ‘Cause you’ve been in there a very long time. We’re concerned you’re either doing drugs or having a toilet baby. Cady: [Opens stall door] Hi. Janis: I’m Janis. Damian: And je m’appelle Sasha Fierce. Janis: This is Damian. He is almost too gay to function. [Makes a stereotypical effeminate gesture] Damian: But I push through. I manage. Janis: Hi. Janis: We’ve been watching you all day. Damian: You’re a mess. So we volunteer to amplify your lunch experience. Janis: Yeah, what Damian is saying is we will help you, Caddy. Cady: Thanks so much. Um... it’s Cady. Janis: Yeah. I’m gonna call you Caddy. Get out of the toilet! Damian: [In cafeteria pointing to tables with Cady and Janis] Mkay. You just need to find your clique and commit to it. [Points] You have your Jocks. [Points] Your Corny Horny Band Freaks. [Points] Your Classic Burnouts. Do any of these feel like your people? Cady: I don’t th

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