The Bohemian Girl

Ollie: Hello, honey. Ollie's Wife: Don't honey me, you big bag of suet! I told you five minutes ago not to talk to me. I told you an hour ago. I told you a week ago! Stan: Yeah, and you told him a year ago too. Didn't you?

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Ollie's Wife: [to Ollie] I suppose you think you that you can contradict everything I say? Well, you can't, you can't, you can't! And you never will. You think you're a big man, don't cha? Don't cha? Don't cha? Don't cha? Stanley: Tell her yes. Ollie's Wife: You keep out of this, woodpecker!

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Stanley: You know what? Ollie: What? Stanley: I'm not going to say anything until I get positive proof, but I just saw Devilshoof kissing your wife. Ollie: Ha-ha. Ridiculous! Stanley: Do you believe me or believe what I see? Ollie: Nothing of the kind.

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Town Crier: Nine o'clock and all is well! Nine o'clock and all is well! Nine o'clock and all is well! Nine o'clock and all is well! Nine o'clock and all is well! Nine o'clock and all is well! Nine o'clock and all is well! Stan: Could you tell us the time?

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Drunk: Hello, strangers. What are you doin' in the village? Stanley: Why, we're a coupla gypsies and we're tryin' to make an honest living. Drunk: Oh, gypsies, eh? Can you tell fortunes? Stanley: [pointing to Ollie] He can't, but I can. Drunk: Good! Say, there's a coupla things that I'd like to know. And if you can tell me, I'll pay you well. Stanley: All right! Your eyes are the windows of your soul. And to know all, I must touch your eyes. Watch closely. Close your eyes, slowly - slowly - slowly - slowly. Shut. Drunk: Well, what do you see? Stanley: [while picking his pocket] I see a long woman and a dark journey. That's all I see. Drunk: Ahhh! Trifle! A long woman in a dark journey. Say, I wouldn't give you one ducat for a fortune like that. Ha! What you mean is a long woman with a tall journey.

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Ollie's Wife: What? Ollie: Who's kid is that? Ollie's Wife: It's none of your business. Ollie: What do you mean it's none of my business? I demand to know who she is! Ollie's Wife: Well, if you must know, she's yours! Ollie: Mine? [smiles] Well, why didn't you tell me before? Ollie's Wife: Because I didn't want her to know who her father was, till she was old enough to stand the shock.

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