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Sir Trenton: Well, well, well. What have we here? [chuckles] 1987 VHS of Songs from Mother Goose. Sir Trenton: Leave me alone! Ruffshodd: Sir Trenton is so stupid than Stripes.

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Tucker: Okay, we can rule out genius. [Franny kicks him] Hey! Franny: Don't make me chew open a can of pony whup. Tucker: Save the sweet talk for later. Franny: [to Stripes] Don't pay any attention to him. Listen, he's all whinny and no-bite. I'm Franny, this is Reggie, and Mr. Sensitive here is Tucker. Tucker: And that old goat there is an old goat. [the door opens] Uh-oh, it's the Chief. Franny: He can be your student, and you can be his cousin. Tucker: I swear, Franny! The more any animal can be funny looking, the more you wanna keep him! Franny: Keep him? But, Tucker, you used to be nice. Tucker: Yeah, but I got over it. Franny: Why do you have to be such a horse's [bleating] a-a-a-a-a-ass?

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Channing: [to Stripes] Welcome to your new home, Stripes. Nolan: Stripes? Channing: Well, "Spot" doesn't work, now, does it?

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[crowing] Good morning, Walsh Farm! Well, I know it's not glamorous, but it's a living. Keeps my head on my shoulders, which is more than I can say for my cousins.

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Tucker: Hey, hey, slow down! Boy, oh, boy. Kids these days, no control. Now back in my day- Franny: Oh, here we go again with the ancient history lesson again. Enough!

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Just say what you mean, Franny. We haven't spoke in Latin, since the pigs left.

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Franny: Well, would you look at him. He loves to run. It's in his heart! Tucker: Yeah, but that's not enough. Franny: You could train him. Then it would be enough. Tucker: Let me tell you something. The legs are too short, the head's too big, he's got as much chance to race as me. Besides, I have got better things to do. Franny: Oh, go fix your hair. Tucker: I heard that.

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Young Ruffshodd: [to Stripes] Nice Mohawk, dude. [to Trenton's Pride] Uh, what's a Mohawk? Young Trenton's Pride: Shut up, you idiot.

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Last one to the fence is a donkey!

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Sandy: Um, did you ever consider going around that tree instead of running through it? Stripes: Yeah, well.... usually it moves out of my way. Sandy: [laughs] Uh, I’ve never heard of a tree doing that. Stripes: You don’t know the trees around here. Are you new? Sandy: I just got here. I’m Sandy. Stripes: I’m Stripes. Sandy: [sounding amused] You don’t say? Hmm. Stripes: Are you a racehorse? Sandy: No, I'm-- I'm a jumper. I've actually competed all around the world. Stripes: Well, I'm a racehorse. I'm training to be in the big race. Sandy: By racing the mailman? Stripes: Well, the other horses don't wanna race me. I'm just way too fast for them.

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Well, would you take a look at that dump? Old MacDonald has never got a farm, but he sure does have a garbage dump. Not a single drop of water in sight. Not an ocean, not even a bird bath. I'm goin' in.

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Tucker: Hey, buddy. You ever try shutting up? Goose: You ever try swimmin’ in cement horseshoes? I’ve taken down punks bigger than you. Tucker: Yeah? What’d you do, talk ‘em to death? Goose: Hey, be careful, pony-boy, or someday somebody's gonna wake up with your head in their bed. Tucker: I should've guessed from the size of that pecker you'd be a big-mouth. Goose: Watch it, stumpy. I'd cut you off at the knees but it looks like somebody's beaten me to it. Franny: All right. Knock it off, you two. Nobody has anything to prove here. Stop it!

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[to Scuzz] I have 25 million brothers and sisters, and mom always tells me to look out for you!

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[to Buzz and Scuzz] The others made fun of me, since I was born. All I know is that I'm different

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Nolan Walsh: Chan! Channing Walsh: I'm okay! Nothing's broken! Nolan Walsh: Listen. Channing Walsh: It's fine, dad. Nolan Walsh: This is exactly what I told you was gonna happen. Clara Dalrymple: Your father is right. Channing Walsh: He just got spooked! It's not his fault! He needs more training!

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[to Channing Walsh] Chan, go get Stripes. Meet me in the parking lot.

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Clara Dalrymple: [to John Cooper] And what are you going to say about that? John Cooper: Mind your own business.

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Sir Trenton: You there! See what happens when you forget your place? The racetrack is no place for a zebra! Stripes: What did you just call me? Sir Trenton: A zebra, which is what you are! You really didn’t think you were a horse, did ya?

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Nolan Walsh: Well, I just can't believe that you deliberately disobeyed me. Channing Walsh: I can't believe you took her side. Nolan Walsh: No, I didn't take her side! And don't change the subject! Channing Walsh: Mom would've let me ride on him, you know she would-- Nolan Walsh: You know, don't bring your mother into this conservation! Just don't. Channing Walsh: [finally fed up with Nolan’s whinyness] Why not? At least she would've tried to understand! It's more than I can say for you! [gets out of the truck and mounts on Stripes] Nolan Walsh: Don't get out of the truck. Channing, get back in the truck. Don't do it.

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Scuzz: Is he always like this? Tucker: Worse. Much worse.

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Buzz: [to Stripes] Hey, Stripes! Check this out. [singing] Ebony and ivory. Scuzz: [singing] Live together in perfect harmony. Both: Side by side on my piano keyboard-- Stripes: Get off me, you stupid flies! Get off! Buzz: Man, "Ebony and Ivory" didn't work. That's a first. Scuzz: Told you we should've rapped. Franny: [to Stripes] Stripes, you know walking away isn't gonna solve anything. Stripes: [rudley, but barked] Who cares? Leave me alone. Buzz: We've gotta get this kid into the race. Tucker: Not a chance. The Chief will never go for it. Franny: Of course he will. Just like somebody else I know. He just needs a little push.

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Tucker: Reggie? Reggie: Yes? Tucker: Get off my back.

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Sandy: Hey, hotshot! Running into more trees lately? Stripes: Oh, great! More jokes!

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Sandy: Because I don't care that you're not a racehorse. You love to run, and that's all that matters. Stripes: Maybe to you. But it's not your problem, Sandy. Sandy: You know, if you wanna see the real problem, try looking down! Stripes: Fine. [looks at his reflection in a lake]

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Take it easy on him.

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Tucker: Hey, kid, what's your problem? Stripes: I'm not a racehorse. Tucker: What does that mean? Stripes: I don't belong in the gate. Tucker: No, no, you're wrong. And I'll tell you why. Racing is for anyone--Anyone with a fire burning in their heart. Stripes: What do you know, you little nobody? You never raced. Tucker: They're all the same.

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Stripes: [to Goose, as Franny munches on some hay] Tucker doesn't understand. He didn't even know that I was a zebra. He doesn't get it. What's he ever done? Goose: Now, let me tell you somethin', kid. I've made a few claims about ponies. This guy's all hair, and no brains. Franny: [to Stripes] That's just about enough out of you, young colt. [to Goose] And, Goose, BANG! Goose: AAAGH! Hit the hay! Franny: [to Stripes] Come here. [to herself] These people think they know everything. You tell somebody something, they get an attitude. Goose: Hey, I didn't know that goat was packed. Franny: Come up here. I want you to take a look up there. You tell me what you see. Stripes: [still upset] I've seen them before; the Chief, my girl, and her mother, and that's it?! Franny: No. Look closer. Stripes: That's Sir Trenton! Franny: And who else? Stripes: Tucker! Franny: That's right - Tucker. He trained Sir Trenton. He and the Chief trained all the winners, and not one of them ever... EVER... thanke

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Please, Father, will you chill? Go listen to some baby songs!

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[to Scuzz] AW! AH! What is that!? I've got a million eyes, and you got every one of them burning!

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Franny: Hello? Where you think you're going? You have a big day tomorrow. You can't go. Stripes: I need to make things right with Sandy. Franny: Hmm. All right. I understand. But listen, a little advice from an old goat. Relationships are like racing. When you do it for love, you’ve already won. Go on, go on.

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Tucker: Oh, that's just great. The race is in four hours. Franny: Well, uh, he went out last night, he said he was gonna go find Sandy, and he... Tucker: And, well, Miss Softy, you just let him go, didn't you? [to Goose] Goose, time to earn your keep. Goose: I'm on it.

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Sir Trenton: Listen boy, I won this race, my daddy won it, his daddy won it, all the way back to general Trenton, who won the first race a hundred years ago. You get my point? Trenton's Pride: I'll do my best, dad. Sir Trenton: Good, because I want a whole lot of money to buy all the books I like! Sandy: You won't get away with this, Sir Trenton. Sir Trenton: Hush now, little girl! You're interfering with my Mozart. I wonder if he was a thoroughbred. Franny: There's Sandy. Tucker: Yeah, and there's Sir Trenton, all fifteen hundred pounds of him. We'll never get her out of there. Franny: Oh, yes we will. We just need a diversion. Goose: I got your diversion right here. [flies off] Out of my way. Franny: Goose, stick with the plan! Goose: Hey, moron! Up here! Sir Trenton: Huh? Goose: Never side against family! [He tries to defecate on Sir Trenton, but he misses and it hits the concrete] Uh oh! Tucker: [dismayed] Will you remind me again why we brought him?

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Scuzz: Yeah, you know, I saw you and I was about to say to my brother Buzz: "I never seen a black horse with white stripes." Buzz: You dimwit! He is obviously a white horse with black stripes. Now, anybody could see that.

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Scuzz: Filly? I didn't know she was from Philly. You know, I really like those Philly Cheese Steaks. Actually, I like any kind of cheese. Actually, I like any kind of food from anywhere. Especially candy and poop. What were we talking about again? Buzz: I hate my life.

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Channing: Oh, that's just great. Nolan: Oh, come on. [drops motorcycle] Channing: [about the flat tire on the truck] How long will it take to put on the spare? Nolan: Honey, that, that is the spare. (Channing sighs, Nolan notices that the rim is missing) What the--?

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Goose: Name's Goose. Tucker: Oh, a pelican named Goose, well my name's Duck. Goose: Duck? Tucker: Duck. Goose: Duck!? Tucker: Goose!

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Sandy: Leave us alone, Chawhee. Sir Trenton: You and your foolish friends have accomplished nothing, the effects of the filly do not make you a racehorse! Stripes: You know something, Sir Trenton? I don't want to be a racehorse. I'm a zebra, and I'm going to the big race. Sir Trenton: You fool.