Quotes

First Vacation [1.03]

I hate vacation friends. The whole point of vacation is to leave your friends behind, not make new ones.

Couples Therapy (Naked & Afraid) [1.06]

John: I'm condescending and controlling? Jane: Yeah. John: Jane, you don't even let me eat you out without telling me how to do it-- Jane: I have to tell you how to do it because-- John: --every fucking time, like I've never seen a fucking vagina before. Jane: You don't know how I like it, so I have to tell you how to do it! John: Every fucking time?! Jane: If you learned and listened, maybe I wouldn't have to fucking say how to lick my pussy! John: This is classic Jane, "I have to emasculate you so I feel worth it". Jane: I have to teach you everything because you don't know how to do a lot of things! John: You don't have to teach me shit! Jane: I-- You act like a baby! John: You're sitting underneath a shelter that I made. I made this fire, I got you this fish-- Jane: "Oh! Oh, I'm man! I build shelter, food, fire, water! John: Fuck you. Jane: Nice. John: Why are you like this? Why do you do that? I ju-- I just don't get it. Jane: I just have deeper priorities. John: You co-- You have

Infidelity [1.07]

He does say that he wonders whether or not you guys are compatible. But he also says he wants to be with you incompatibly. He says that a lot.

Infidelity [1.08]

Jane: Hey, John. John. John: I'm awake. Jane: Look at me -- I wanna tell you something important. We can have one kid. Alright? John: Five. Jane: Two. And that's it, I'm not negotiating. John: I wanna live in the mountains. We have to find a place for my mom. Jane: Mm-hm. Yeah... John: What's your real name? Jane: Alana. John: I like "Jane". Jane: I like "John".