Noises Off

Am I in Spain? No I'm not in Spain, dear. I'm in agony, that's where I am!

Noises Off (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Dotty: I've just come for me sardines. Gary: Well, I'm sorry, I thought there was no one here. Dotty: I'm not here. I don't know where I am. Gary: I'm from the agency. Dotty: Lost the phone now. Gary: Squire, Squire, Hackem and Dudley. Dotty: Never lost the phone before. Gary: I'm Tramplemain. Dotty: I know, I'll just put it up here in case anyone wants it, look! Gary: Oh, right, thanks. No, no, I just dropped in to go into a few things - well, to check some of the measurements - do one or two odd jobs. Dotty: Now the plate's gone. Gary: Oh, and a client: I'm showing a prospective tenant over the house. Brooke: What's wrong with this door? Gary: She's thinking of renting it, her interest is definitely aroused! Brooke: [bursting out of the bathroom] That's not the bedroom! Gary: The bedroom? No, no, no, that's the downstairs bathroom and WC suite! And this is the housekeeper, Mrs. Crocket. Dotty: Sardines! Here, sardines! Brooke: Oh, hi! Gary: She's not really here. Dotty: You *stepped*

Noises Off (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Lloyd: Brooke? Brooke: Yes? Lloyd: Are you in? Brooke: In? Lloyd: Are you there? Brooke: What? Lloyd: You're out. Okay. I'll call again.

Noises Off (film), CC BY-SA 4.0