Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Guard: [first lines] Oh, yes! You got donuts. Kyle: I already ate all the Boston Cream. Guard: Kyle! Guard: This place gives me the creeps. Kyle: Relax, that popsicle hasn't moved in 50 years. Guard: Is that normal? Kyle: No... [checks another screen] Someone's hacking the system! Guard: What? Kyle: The containment tank is destabilizing! He's waking up... Kyle: We need more guys. Guard: That is all the guys.

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Sonic: [mouth full] Wait a second. I thought we were going tubing. Hold on, hold on, is this a race? Tails: You're going down! Knuckles: It is my destiny to claim the throne of Family Champion, hedgehog! Sonic: Ha-ha, cute! Are you sure you wanna challenge the fastest creature in the universe? I mean, that's kinda my whole brand. [spins out of his floatie and removes his flippers and sunglasses] Okay, Tom and Maddie, count us down! Tom: Right! [to Maddie] Don't worry, a little sibling rivalry is healthy. Me and my brothers used to do this kind of thing all the time. Maddie: Tom, your brothers are lunatics and neither of them were born with the power to trigger a global, cataclysmic event, so... Tom: That's a fair point. Did you hear that, boys? No cataclysmic events, alright? Let's try to keep this cataclysmic-less. Sonic: 10-4! Tails: Got it! Knuckles: Understood, Lord of the Donuts! Maddie: Then, on your marks, get set, go! [Team Sonic takes off fast] Sonic: And way out in front, to

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Sonic: Thanks for the surprise party. It really means a lot to me. Tom: Ah, you deserve it, pal. Sonic: [sees something in the distance] No way, is that...? [runs off] Tom: [walking after him] Wha-- Dude, just for once, walk at my speed. Tom: Whoa, Sonic, this is your... Sonic: Yep, my old cave. Tom: Oh, man, I can't believe this is where you lived all those years. Sonic: (re: nunchaku) Heh-hey! My state-of-the-art security system! [flails them around and hits himself, again like in the first film] Still works. Tom: Hey, bud. what's this? [finds a drawing of young Sonic and Longclaw] Sonic: Wow. You know, I drew that on my first night on Earth. I wanted to remember where I came from. I still miss her. You think Longclaw would be proud of me? Tom: I know she would, pal. Because even though you lost her at such a young age, you didn't let your pain change who you are... in here. [points at Sonic's chest] Sonic: Yeah, in my lungs. Tom: [amused] Or your heart. Sonic: Heart, right. Yeah, ma

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Shadow: 2024? I've been trapped for 50 years? [soon finds himself surrounded by G.U.N. soldiers] G.U.N. Soldier: [via megaphone] We've got you surrounded! Shadow: Why... won't you leave me... ALONE?! G.U.N. Soldier: Take him down!

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Knuckles: I have dishonored my marshmallow. Tails: It's really just a question of temperature and distance. Maddie: It's not a competition. Tom: This is so nice. Maddie: Peace. Tom: Quiet. Maddie: Finally. Tom: Finally. [Suddenly, a G.U.N. helicopter arrives at the campsite, much to Sonic's annoyance] Sonic: Hey! We're trying to have a family moment down here! [he and his family walk over to the landing helicopter]

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Maddie: What did we do? Tom: Or what did they do? Tails: [to Sonic] What did you do? Sonic: I don't know, I do a lot of stuff. Rockwell: Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski. [to the boys, with more spite] Aliens. Sonic: "Aliens"? Excuse me? It's not like we're from different plan-- Oh, yeah, we are. I guess we are aliens. Please continue. Rockwell: I'm Director Rockwell. There is a very dangerous situation unfolding right now in Tokyo. Commander Walters is requesting Team Sonic's immediate assistance. Knuckles: "Team Sonic"? Who picked that name? Sonic: Love it, 10 out of 10, no notes. Tom and Maddie, put the s'mores on ice, because Team Sonic is off to save the day! Maddie: Remember... make good choices!

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