The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Steve: Encounter with highly abnormal sharklike fish! Ten meters in length, unfamiliar dorsal features, spots all over it! I shot it dorsally with a homing dart! Esteban was eaten! Check the scanning monitor! Start tracking before it dives too deep! Klaus: Esteban was bitten? Steve: Eaten! Klaus: Is he dead? Steve: Esteban was eaten! Klaus: He was swallowed whole? Steve: No! Chewed!

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Festival Director: That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it? Steve: Revenge.

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Antonia Cook: You must be so excited. Steve: I hope so. You think it went OK? Antonia Cook: No. Congratulations... Seriously. Steve: Thanks. I wish it didn't require the "seriously," but thank you.

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Alistair: How are things going with your - what are you calling it? Leopard fish? Steve: Jaguar shark. Alistair: Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? Steve: You know, Allie, I don't want to give away the ending.

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Alistair: You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life. Eleanor: Hello Skinny. Alistair: Hello Eleanor. Eleanor: Is that a new merit badge? Alistair: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball... Steve: Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.

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Steve: [referring to Hennessey] How could you lay that slick faggot? Eleanor: Well, I was in love with him at the time...

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