Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Mickey Mouse: Look at 'em, fellas. That's gonna be us out someday. I just know it. Goofy: I can't wait. Donald Duck: Yeah. Me, too.

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[voice-over] Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. [flowers magically transform into butterflies] And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.

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Minnie Mouse: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome. Daisy Duck: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're Musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means. Minnie Mouse: Our love is…forbidden? Daisy Duck: Bingo. Minnie Mouse: A forbidden love. How romantic.

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Mickey Mouse: Captain Pete, by the power vested in me as a musketeer, I arrest you, mister! Peg Leg Pete: [laughs] That's a good one! [continues laughs] Well, how about this? By the power invested in my fist, I clobber you!

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Donald Duck: How's this for a coward? [pokes Pete's eyes] Pete: Ow! Goofy: And how's this for a doofus? [rams into Pete's gut] Pete: Ooh! Mickey Mouse: And I may be small, Pete, but I've got friends that make me 10 feet tall. [he stands on top of Donald who stands on top of Goofy, towering over Pete in triumph] Pete: [eyes widen in shock] Aw, nuts. Mickey Mouse: Timber! Pete: [last words] I hate happy endings. [falls over]

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Bravo, my friends! Our three heroes have finally made their dream come true. I think this calls for one more song!

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