Howard the Duck

The Cosmos:   [narrated while Howard is being drawn through a wormhole]  The cosmos: countless worlds upon worlds, worlds without end.  In these galaxies, every possible reality exists, and what is reality on any one world is mere fantasy on all others.  Here, all is real and all is illusion.  What is, what was, and what will be start here with the words, "In the beginning, there was Howard the Duck!" Cop:   Shoot to kill! Trucker:   Is this the key to your duckmobile? Lieutenant Welker:   I want that duck, dead or alive.

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Phil Blumburtt: [attempting to analyze Howard]...This is amazing. Man's oldest fantasy! [imitating the SUPERMAN narrator] From across a sea of stars...Look! Up in the sky! It's...The Duck Who Fell to Earth! Beverly Switzer: Phil, you've got to help us. Seriously, what are we gonna do here? Phil: Nice Ducky. [squawking like Donald Duck] Me, Phil. You, Howard. We can be friends. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Howard T. Duck: [annoyed and confused] Undoubtedly one of Earth's greatest minds here. Beverly: Hey, Phil. Don't talk to him like that; he's just as smart as you are. Howard: Oh, now I'm really depressed. Phil: [into his microphone] Highly intelligent, perhaps even...Wait, that's it! We're about to see if the subject has any capabilities we don't normally find on Earth...Any "Superpowers", as it were? Howard! [he produces a steel bar and holds it out to Howard] Can you bend this? Howard: What are you, crazy or something? [The bar clatters to the floor] Phil: [produces a 2X4 and holds it in fr

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Phil:   [coming backstage]  Sorry I missed the show.  I came with a pizza—[sees Howard]  Howard!  [speaks duck gibberish] Howard:   Oi… Beverley:   …vey.

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Dr. Walter Jenning:   In the lab that night, we saw a single feather fall.  We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard, had landed in that alley just two miles away.  Any questions? Howard:   Yeah.  Where are my pants?

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Lieutenant Welker:   You are going to go play sitting duck in a jail cell. Cop:   Lieutenant, what's the charge, sir? Welker:   Illegal alien.

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Howard:   Alright, that's how it starts!  police brutality! Beverly:   [to cop]  Hey, stop manhandling him!

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