Quotes

Pilot [1.01]

Gemma: [About the terrace design on the penthouse] You don't seem that excited. What's wrong? I thought you live for this stuff. Bridget: [As Siobhan] I do, I'm just tired. Andrew came home late last night. Gemma: You're skinny and you're having sex. Bridget: No! We didn't. Gemma: Last time I saw Henry naked was right before the twins turned three. Last Year! I think Henry's having an affair. I can't stand to look at him, let alone sleep next to him. Oh I can so use you and a Martini. Say you'll go out with me tonight. Bridget: I'd love to. Gemma: Oh no wait, don't you have that thing? Bridget: What thing? Gemma: That fundraising thing. Bridget: Yes, I totally forgot. Gemma: I'll be fine. I'll just, hook up with one of the workmen. I'm sure contractors make more money than out of work novelists.

Pilot [1.01]

Victor: You okay? Bridget: Not really. Victor: Just get up on the stand and tell the judge what you saw. You were a witness to a crime you did nothing wrong. It'll be over before you know it. Bridget: That's what I'm afraid of. Victor: Bridget, we'll protect you. Bridget: You don't get it, if Bodaway wants me dead, I'm dead. No one can protect me.

Pilot [1.01]

Bridget: [as Siobhan, walking into Henry's apartment] I'm not here to sleep with you. Henry: Why? I'm here to sleep with you. Bridget: Henry, you're my best friend's husband. Henry: That never bothered you before. Bridget: Well, it does now.

Pilot [1.01]

Siobhan: Bridget, listen. Andrew doesn't exactly know about you. Bridget: About my visiting. Siobhan: He doesn't know I have a sister.

Pilot [1.01]

[On the phone to Malcolm] Siobhan killed herself. I don't know why she did it. I'm the only one that knows that she's dead. I saw a way out and I took it. I was so scared. The cops were after me, Bodaway was after me. I felt like I didn't have a choice. It was so easy Malcolm. I mean they all think I'm her. They all think I'm Siobhan.

She's Ruining Everything [1.02]

Bridget: You just need a good night's sleep. Gemma: Yeah, that and some happy pills.

She's Ruining Everything [1.02]

Please, do as your told. For once.

She's Ruining Everything [1.02]

Bridget: You're high. Juliet: Was high. Now I'm hungover.

She's Ruining Everything [1.02]

Does a shoe sale at Bergdorf's constitute an emergency?

She's Ruining Everything [1.02]

Bridget: Getting pregnant is not a strategy. Olivia: It is if you need to hold on to your husband.

If You Ever Want A French Lesson... [1.03]

Siobhan: Then again, I do keep my money under the mattress. Tyler: It's probably safer that way.

If You Ever Want A French Lesson... [1.03]

Andrew: It's a little early for that isn't it? Henry: Hey, you saw my wife. It's justified.

If You Ever Want A French Lesson... [1.03]

You can take Gemma to the ballet tonight. The two of you can talk about how much you hate your husbands.

If You Ever Want A French Lesson... [1.03]

Bridget: Really? Gemma: Is it that hard to believe you have an amazing husband?

If You Ever Want A French Lesson... [1.03]

You know, we don't have to do this here. I've got a perfectly boring office just a few blocks away. I mean, I can't serve you anything fancy, but I can brew you a cup of really bad coffee.

It's Gonna Kill Me, But I'll Do It [1.04]

That's for sleeping with my husband, you whore!

It's Gonna Kill Me, But I'll Do It [1.04]

One night with me and you're already speaking French?

It's Gonna Kill Me, But I'll Do It [1.04]

Siobhan: What about the brunette? Tyler: She's fun but I've always had a thing for blondes.

It's Gonna Kill Me, But I'll Do It [1.04]

I'm not picky. I'll take presents from anyone.

It's Gonna Kill Me, But I'll Do It [1.04]

Is that how you connect with people? Shove them out of your room without a single thought.

I'm The Good Twin [1.22]

(After learning the truth about her twin) Siobhan wanted me dead?