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Boss Paul Vitti: You know me? Dr. Ben Sobel: Yes. Boss Paul Vitti: No you don't. Dr. Ben Sobel: Okay. Boss Paul Vitti: You see my picture in the paper? Dr. Ben Sobel: Yes. Boss Paul Vitti: No you didn't. Dr. Ben Sobel: I don't even get the paper.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother. Boss Paul Vitti: [scoffing] Fuckin' Greeks.

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Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times. Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?

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Boss Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you, you understand? Dr. Ben Sobel: Could we define the word "fag," because...? Boss Paul Vitti: I go fag, you die. Got it? Dr. Ben Sobel: Got it.

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Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, people get depressed, they jump. It's a human tragedy. It ain't my fault. Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, now you're gonna tell me it was a suicide? Boss Paul Vitti: I don't know, I think he left a note. Jelly, did they find that note? Jelly: [taking out a pen] Uh, no, but they will in a minute. Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, and let me guess what it says? "Life is bullshit, I can't fucking take it no more! Signed, the dead guy." Jelly: Hey, that's good, Doc.

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Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, I got news for you, you little two-bit prick son-of-a-bitch rat bastard, you did nothing for me! Whatever you did the other day didn't take! I'm still fucked up! You did fucking NOTHING for me! Dr. Ben Sobel: Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Vitti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT...! That got away from me at the end there.

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