Dialogue
Beth: Can I help you?
Andy: [remembering Cal's advice to only ask questions when talking to a woman] I don't know. Can you?
Beth: Are you looking for something?
Andy: Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth: We have a lot of books. So, maybe it depends on what you like.
Andy: What do you like?
Beth: We have a great section of...do-it-yourself.
Andy: Do you like to "do it yourself"?
Beth: Sometimes. I mean...if the mood strikes.
Andy: How is the mood striking you now?
Beth: What's your name?
Andy: What's your name?
Beth: I'm Beth.
Andy: Andy.
Beth: Andy. Don't tell on me, okay, Andy?
Andy: I won't. Unless you want to be told on...Beth.
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